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When did you last waste some money?

I bought some strips that you stick on your nose to (supposedly) help you to breathe more easily while you sleep. What a waste of money. Absolute rubbish. Five quid going straight in the bin. [:o(...

zzxxee

when you die who would be

the person you would haunt and why???????????????

TheEqualizer

Another Quickie!!......

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin ....................................... and tonic." The bartender says "What's with the big pause?" The bear replies, looking...

Connemmara

I have not been very well with depression and cant get motivated to go out - I live on my own - I was wondering is there anything interesting to do on the computer. Apart from reading news etc. Thanks...

zzxxee

b.n.p leader on question time tonight

will you be watching?

docspock

Almost noon

catch you later

pericat

I reported my bad joke for cheesiness......

and it has been removed !!!!

craft1948

From the daughter............

Rumour has it you got mugged last night and the robber gave you two options............. 1. Suck his **** or 2. Give him your phone. I see you still have your phone....................

AB Editor

Good morning AnswerBank

Evening All. I hope you are all well this grey and miserable morning. Five things of note: 1. The Evening Editor is definitely real - and no, the evening editor is not Dot! 2. We should have a New...

Bobbisox

Hello and Good Morning

No hangover, feeling quite 'smiley' even How is everyone today??? Bobbi x...

dustypuss

post strike!

How come have I just had my post delivered if thay are on strike ?

rinkins

JJ?????

http://www.dailymail....es-news-bulletin.html...

Sqad

Who would be a teacher?

http://www.dailymail....enters-classroom.html Look at the boy.....hands in his pockets. Look at the father.....arrogant, confrontational pose, not the sort of guy one would like to meet on a dark...

baggysenior

who really believes in the saying if you love someone set them free?

Bobbisox

Jokes should be banned from here

And so should the people who post them, I'M fed up, everytime I come on, some halfwit who thinks they are funny, spoils my day and posts what they call a chuckle!!! I think the Spare Ed should give...

smithlock

Are there portable battery lamps in every bedroom of your home?

ratbags

What peice of music is being played on X factor ?

It sounds like a string quartet - not loud, but the music is building, rather staccato. They only ever play a few bars of it - driving me assoluetly nuts :)

pericat

Role call

In alphabetical order please ......

tonyav

Morning chuckle 3.

A 90 year old man goes to the chemist and asks for six viagra tablets. '' Can you break them into quarters for me ?'' he inquires. The chemist tells him that he won't get an erection with a quarter of...