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Do You Look Forward To Retirement?

Not Me! i know that there are some lovely abers on here that are retired and some approaching retirement,any insight to the golden years?

hellymyname

feeling really left out..

ok basically one of my best friends invited three of our other best friends on holiday with her, and she has now invited nearly our whole group of friends except me, and we are meant to be best...

China Doll

Guess who's going to Oz for christmas!!

Whooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah.... Christmas on the beach!!! Whoop, whoop!!! (YOu might want to spare a thought for my poor work collegues at this point... at least you only have to read the...

dartagnon

A man comes into his house and he is raging. His wifes asks him "what's wrong with you?" and he replies "I was down the pub there and I overheard our milkman boasting that he's sh@gged every woman in...

BertiWooster

Information / Signs that have made you smile

- How about the cash machine outside a bank , with a big sign , which states - ' Free cash Widthdrawals' - I happen to notice on the inside of a box of eggs , the information under, allergy advice - '...

johnny37

what are wasps for?

They are a nuisance when they build nests in my loft. Annoy me when Im having a drink in the garden. Sting me when I get rid of them. What are they for?

jojojojoanne

had a dream through the night

about vespa scooters what do you think this means? looked on google for dream analysis of scooters although the top two results were not very helpful!

mrs.chappie

Have you been married more than once?

If so, was your second (or more) partner(s) similar to your first partner? Or did you go for someone completely different?

theonlyone

Where is .....

Lego ?? I'm not on here much but he was all the time , so what happened , as he would always reply to a Q ...

NoK

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tonyav

some men

are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile rings and one man answers it. '' Hello ? he says. '' Darling, are you at yhe club ?'' '' Yes,'' the bloke replies. The woman says, '' i've seen a...

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Good afternoon AnswerBank, Please welcome the Editor to AB Suggestions! Any questions, fire away!

vibrasphere

ZAC - 6 down!!!!!!

omg

afcjan

Australian mobile

does anyone know what number you put in front of a mobile number when u r dialling an australian mobile. the number starts 042 but I think it must have a country code before it. please can anyone...

zzxxee

�1.66 per week c.s.a

that is what my daughters estranged father has been ordered to pay for her up keep thats not even going to cover a swimming session at our local pool what a joke is anyone else getting a lower amount...

dunny27

shawshank

in the film shawshankredemption when he makes the hole in the wall and crawls through how the heck does he hang the poster back on the wall to cover the hole up as he is crawling one way

brenda

It wouldn't be Friday without a

rant. So here goes , the scenario---- Washing the dishes , phone rings in the next room. Dash to answer , but ringing stops before I get there. No message , number withheld, so no big deal really....

Maggoty

I remember when......

...................... I was a kid and my mum would send me to the shops with 10/- (10 shillings - todays equivalent - 50p) I could get a chicken, 2 pints of milk, a comic, 6 eggs and a pair of...

daginge

Where is the coldest part of the fridge?

On "How Clean Is Your House" last night Kim Woodburn said the coldest part of the fridge is at the top? I find this confusing as I thought if heat rises surely the coldest part wood be the salad...

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