Just to give everybody an update about what has recently happened. Well I saw some ants take away the decomposing piece of meat that I found in my own faeces earlier so I threw myself on the floor and...
When my colostomy bag exploded all over myself covering me in my own excrement a little bit went in my ear lobe. I have been trying to pick it out but it just goes in even further. Oh how bad I smell...
Well its been a dreadful morning so far. After been woken up by the familiar wriggling of maggots in my bottom. Anyway I was dreaming about eating some Belgian chocolate last night. When I awoke...