last year i had a verylong hard piece come out of my belly button it was rock hard and black with a bit of white on the end but now i have some black in my belly button icant get out any one have idea...
Who was it that famously said something like that? Do you agree that this is a good maxim to live by. I did, once upon a time, in another life but now I'm a different person.
the fingermarks on the paintwork, the dust under the tele, the bits in the cutlery drawer, the spill in the fridge and all the other hidden muckiness, until you've got someone coming to stay tomorrow?
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, ' FREE SEX WITH FILL UP. ' Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The...
when ever someone says anything about the youngsters of today i think of in my day when we listened to peter brough and archie andrews on the radio duh:
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary. In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have...
Two left to do.
5dn Dog crossing river over a snapper. (3,6)
I have b?x ?a?e?a
22ac Very poor cryptic clue conceals new editor's initial boozing.(10)
I have ?r?p?l?n??
Thank you....
Is the answer to'10 ac. 'God squeezing armpit, nothing less, showing skill.'
...............dexterity? If so, why? I get the deity part but not the 'xter' part.
Thank you....
Right, our rescue Lucky (or hop along cassidy) was fed by her previous owner on mainly liver with table scraps thrown in and crap fed to her by the kids. Speaking to my out laws who are former dog...
When logging onto the website for The Sun (I know - not a real paper, but it makes me laugh!), I get a message that says "Stop running this script? A script on this page is causing Internet...
14 Across, Sightseer was upset absorbing parking,making unnaturally loud comments(5,8) 17 Across, Treatment for allergies-it is in a man with with fidgeting(13) 3 Down,Accept list and note shaking;the...
Quite good fun: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18770328 Apparently I'm like someone from China? Also, 24bmi, Below average (lower BMI than 63% of males in my age range in the UK) but above average...
Anyone watch embarassing bodies the other night? The man with the leaky bottom! He was asked when did you last empty your bowels. His reply was two weeks ago! Jeepers! The mind boggles!