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bobjugs12
......and it turns out I'm not real. Apparantly i'm too nice and my pics are to pretty to be real. Funniest thing i've heard all day!! :D...
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bobjugs12
Hahahahaha fooled you with the title :D Afternoon everybody, Just wanted to let everyone know that i've spoken to NoM today and she's on her way back to Blighty and getting bored of driving. Other...
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haysi06
We had champagne cocktails (too sweet) and tequila sunrise which may or may not be making a reappearance :P
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stokemaveric
horrible...vileist thing you have ever had the misfortune to put you hand in or upon...i only ask because today i accidentally put my hand in a tub of maggots as my son was fishing...ahhhhhhhh it was...
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supersuezy24
Hi Everyone, I know I should probably have posted this in Health but I know from cb, you generally get responses quicker and I'm a bit anxious. A week or so ago I posted a question re chilli burn, In...
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caslass
I have done my weekly big shop and I was in the checkout queue. The man in front of me looked at my shopping and said "I am not bothered about meat or booze but I can't live without...
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arwenant
i am currently with a wonderful guy, however he wishes to go to a swinging club when we go away next weekend, this is something we've both done in the past but it no longer interests me as I only have...
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ummmm
Not hard I know...!! Just received a letter from my cousin to say we're having a long distance party on the 1st June to celebrate what would have been her Mums 60 birthday. My Aunty was killed in 1995...
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Bobbisox
all this talk of weddings..lol have thet eloped? Bobbs...
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Bbbananas
Yes ladies, Keith has gone. Forever. Do you think it might have been something I said? ;-)
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mollykins
whats the point in being one?
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Garmard
Sorry to bother you Mollykins,(if you're there?), but where did you get the Simpsons avatar......I would love one of them.
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Garmard
Where did the saying "If a tree falls in the forest, if no one's around, does it make a sound?" derive. All very profound and Buddhist?...
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ELVIS68
Male1 at a party hears that his friend, Male 2 is having some "beef" with some of the other partygoers and a row kicks off at the end of the road. Male 1 goes to the kitchen and picks up two...
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joggerjayne
What's the deal here ? Hot guys, with tanned, muscular legs, and great butts ... ... are walking round the town in board shorts and cargo shorts ... all below the knee. The old men (who have probably...
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bobjugs12
All right folks, Come on then, be honest. What physical features are important on the opposite sex. What attributes float your boat, and what body parts make you shudder with disgust. You're going to...
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stewey
..are you all abed and somewhat comotose?.............Wake up!
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Dris
Someone or some people reported one. How sad are some of the bozos on here? Ive emailed ED but not holding my breath cos he'll just roll his eyes and reply with a patronising response (im not liked...
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Steve.5
what is the name given to the ribbon worn around the neck on which a persons i.d. is hung regards steve...

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