While at a mates wedding I whispered to a bloke next to me...."Isn't the bride a right munter?" "Do you mind that's my daughter your talking about"...... "Ooops sorry...I...
What is the best sort of email address to set up for an xbox account. The guy in Game told me to set up a hotmail.co.uk account, but are there better options?
or perhaps natures way of getting rid of "La fromage singe de redittion"
Humorous replies only please.
http://news.sky.com/story/1020920/french-men-see-large-drop-in-sperm-count...
I give my plants plenty of water, and put them in nice light spots, near the big windows, with a view of the sea front, keep the soil topped up ... I'm a model plant owner. So I go to spend a few days...
I bought and wrote out 10 Xmas cards on Monday night and 10 again last night and thats all Ive done towards Xmas so far. Not like me at all. Im usually so well organised. Dont know when I`ll get the...
I heard a radio advert explaining that local sperm donation is being encouraged with £35 returned in payment. I am not sure ho I feel about it, other than the money would be welcome (if you get...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/linesman-dies-attack-teenage-players-005300013.html Heard this on the news this morning about the linesman being kicked to death by teenage football players. It really goes to...
Inspired by Eccles memories of food from child-hood. The guests would have to be partitioned off and the chefs would be tearing their hair out. If you didn't have to foot the bill, what would your...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2242804/Rap-music-fan-shouted-n---black-man-CLEARED-racism-magistrates-accept-using-street-slang.html Well it seems to some that the word n****r is no longer...
They are just another way to employ less people, make shopping even more impersonal. I went to one supermarket the other day and there were hardly any staff at any of the normal checkouts, the one or...
Amsterdam is to create "Scum villages" where nuisance neighbours and anti-social tenants will be exiled from the city and rehoused in caravans or containers with "minimal services"...
I want to make corned beef pie but all the recipes I have seen are not the ones I want (I want to make one like my Gran used to make). I am planning on mashing the potatoes and corned beef together...