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crisgal

best punchline

there are some punchlines that make me laugh, without hearing the joke - if you know what I mean. like: I'm sorry vicar, i thought you said a goat! and Half past two! does anyone know what I mean? Do...
18:18 Thu 21st Aug 200848 answers, last by vehelpfulguy 08:49 Wed 03rd Sep 2008
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terambulan

Men...ugh!

A guy is 65 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,'Pick me up'. He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he...
18:54 Wed 13th Aug 20082 answers, last by Postdog 14:47 Thu 14th Aug 2008
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osprey

Star Trek -can anyone answer this?

As the Romulans ( and others ) have a cloaking device, why didn't the United Federation of Planets develop a similar kind of device? Was it because they thought it wrong to cloak themselves as it...
11:34 Tue 05th Aug 20086 answers, last by twazerk 22:32 Sun 10th Aug 2008
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Welsh Git

What has two wheels and flies?

A wheelie bin.
19:16 Fri 08th Aug 20083 answers, last by twazerk 22:25 Sat 09th Aug 2008
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BillySugger

Stoopid Baby Names

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on...
13:10 Sat 09th Aug 20084 answers, last by BillySugger 10:44 Sun 10th Aug 2008
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twazerk

70's Kids show

Does anyone remember a kids show in the early 70's where people were trapped ( I think ) in a house and outside in a field big rocks kept getting closer and closer everytime they checked. Or had my...
23:11 Fri 01st Aug 200810 answers, last by twazerk 22:40 Thu 07th Aug 2008
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zzxxee

sugar puff ad

what the hell do they mean at the end of the stupid song golden pips of a sunshine princess hate the add want to kill hunny monsters
18:57 Fri 01st Aug 200810 answers, last by zzxxee 14:11 Sun 03rd Aug 2008
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katie28

astra diesel

hi there can anyone help i have a asrta diesel 2.0 was driving fine then suddenly cut out got it towed by rac to garage they say its the fuel pump and it will be about a grand to fix. Is this right or...
15:19 Wed 30th Jul 20087 answers, last by avondale 22:23 Mon 11th Aug 2008
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Sfanninguk

Does anyone know the name of the Chieftains track used on a Guinness advert in 1982?

Does anyone know the name of the Chieftains track used on a Guinness advert in 1982?
16:12 Tue 22nd Jul 20081 answer, last by twazerk 22:19 Wed 23rd Jul 2008
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Topsie

Timin belt on Mondeo

Hi I am trying to change the cambelt on my 1999 1.8 Zetec Mondeo. But cannot see any markings on the cam shaft pully apart from 3 indents. I have seen about using a timing pin to line up, how does...
14:18 Tue 22nd Jul 20082 answers, last by david1702198 08:54 Wed 23rd Jul 2008
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mightyWBA

adnauseum

What repetitive ad or topic gets on your nerves?
14:37 Sun 06th Jul 200816 answers, last by notafish 14:08 Sat 12th Jul 2008
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terambulan

Audi TT - No radio

Any idea how to switch on radio....there does not seem to be any power in the radio?
01:57 Wed 25th Jun 20087 answers, last by twazerk 22:38 Wed 25th Jun 2008
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Terene

Zafira / Philips Radio Code

I am desperate ... I really need a code for my radio ... GM90 506 173 1 614 438 PA6-GF15 Can anyone help please? My son thought he was being helpful cleaning the car - and the little so and so left...
15:46 Wed 11th Jun 20083 answers, last by Terene 18:10 Thu 12th Jun 2008
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Leight0n

A rich bloke from Barnsley

goes to the jewellers and says "Can that mek us a gold statue o mi dog?" The jeweller replies "Duz that want it 18 carat?" The bloke say "No, chewin a bone yer daft tw*t!"
13:51 Mon 09th Jun 20083 answers, last by twazerk 20:59 Tue 10th Jun 2008
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blue toon

mk3 mondeo

hi can anyone give me a rough idea as to what it would cost to replace the rear subframe bushes
20:53 Mon 02nd Jun 20088 answers, last by blue toon 19:14 Fri 06th Jun 2008
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funnygirl

Sandwich joke

An Irishman took his sandwich into the police station and asked them to take a look cos there was a piece of wire hanging out of it and he thought it might be a bomb. "Is it ticking?" asked the...
10:23 Mon 02nd Jun 20081 answer, last by twazerk 22:33 Tue 03rd Jun 2008
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Lakitu

BBQ Rules

We are about to enter the BBQ season, therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following...
13:15 Mon 02nd Jun 200813 answers, last by Papersinn 16:40 Thu 23rd Apr 2009
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stormrogue

Car Tyres - Tracking and Balancing . Is there a difference?

As you may have guessed from the question I am a complete dunce when it comes to cars but I need two new tyres for the wifes Ford Ka and Kwik Fit said the tracking needs doing Cost ?112 . I have...
18:59 Sat 31st May 200814 answers, last by twazerk 22:12 Tue 03rd Jun 2008
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twazerk

Cable????

We are about to move our hot tub in our garden and need some cable to power it in it's new location, my local electrical factors stock armoured cable that is just the job but they don't know what...
15:37 Wed 28th May 20082 answers, last by Disco Fever 09:15 Sat 31st May 2008
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twazerk

Doctors???

I live in South Yorkshire, does anyone know how much my doctors practice gets to have me on the books? I never visit my doctors as you have to arrange to be ill around 6 weeks in advance and run the...
07:34 Fri 23rd May 200818 answers, last by twazerk 21:01 Mon 26th May 2008

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