Hardly any sleep with terrible cramp in both legs. Have taken a paracetemol but it hasn't worked. What causes it? Is it because I wolfed down a load of Thornton's chocolate ginger last night? Is this...
A Geordie is prowling around the red light district in Newcastle and finds a prostitute. He drops his pants and the lass says "my, that's a gud un". He says, "what's a gud un?" She replies, "it means...
Did you know: It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour? and: In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a...
Mine was 'Bridges of Madison County' and before that 'The Railway Children' (which just happened to be on) and now I am watching 'Schindler's List.' (ITV 3) Come on ! join in !
I have decided to leave Virgin Media and go with BT, and I would like to know how difficult it would be(for a numpty) to connect everything up. I will be getting broadband, a vision box, home...
i have jus been charged with my 2nd drink driveing offence,infact it was failing to provide a sample.thing is i didnt want to drive i was forced,was at ma bruvas drinkin n this NAUGHTY guy decided to...
Mrs B is watching ITV at the moment but they keep interupting the adverts with some scottish singer called Stewart.
Is there anyone else annoyed at the telly?...
I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor. "Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at...
Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the Vicar came to call on her and she showed...
Can you arrange a Funeral without a Death Certificate? We have waited 3 days since Death and still no Certificate as promised in the Post. Thanks for any replies.
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!" Everyone gets all excited and chants,...