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legend760

iq test

do you think if you had to pass an iq test to post on answerbonk that your questions would ever see the light of day?

Ctrak

Longest thread

a) how long was the longest thread ever on AB? b) can we beat it?

Eve

How about we come up with some lil AB rhymes? Go on, i'll go first... There once was a girl called Miss Ed Who had gone a bit wrong in the head More subsections she cried Til we all went cross eyed...

smudge

Sticks & Stones... thanks barniclebill

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Say ings/Humour-/Question307829.html

whiskeysheri

AB Get-together...

If there was an AB Party, who do you think you'd find yourself mingling with (or dodging)? Of course, Mrs Ed would be guest of honour... :o)

adsar

queery..

About to have anal sex for the first time (it seems to be heading that way anywho) I know what porn stars do, but generally speaking, and I'm asking rather more experienced guys. Best preparation in...

capt.caveman

bobtheturkey

Can i suggest that he be banned? His anti English ranting and generally offensive posts contribute nothing to the site in my opinion.

bobtheturkey

have you been offended today yet

just checking

helliebobs

where did Dot go?

She's gone!!!

Redbel

Nursecarla

Happy Birthday mate, Hope you have a fab day, Enjoy...... xx

bobtheturkey

fat people

why do some fat people say they are big boned? have you ever seen a fat skeleton?

sexyrussian

Limeriks of AB users

I was thinking ,lets do limeriks of other AB users.I have done this one: There was a nice lady called BOO' A perfect example to You, She is so nice to me, Because I am wonderful you see, Such a shame...

4getmenot

Coma

Do you still go to toilet while in a coma? And if I had an accident that caused me to go into a coma, would someone check and take my contact lenses out? Or even more importantly check I didn't have a...

NORMANTHEDOG

Wayne Rooney, is it true

apparently,the other day he was going through Colleens text messages on her mobile phone,when he shouted to her,Who the HELL is Sam,she said i dont know,he said well hes sent you a text,she said,lets...

aka estie

Exam woes

My exam is tomorrow morning and I've lost all will to live... (well at least all will to keep studying) :(

THECORBYLOON

to abe

We've done wir best to write some verseAnd hope that ABE approves itBut it may be that she'll decreeIt's just a load of ............... She may well say we've had wir dayAnd though I can't be sureShe...

THECORBYLOON

Verses

This may not rhyme and if does, It's more by luck than planning (I haven't time to think of wordsThat fit in wi the scanning.)Perhaps ABE will a contest run For writers of some versesWith a booby...