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DillaDev

Joke

Paid £50 for a Sony 4K HD television today. The only fault with it was that the volume was stuck on maximum. Still, for that kind of money, I couldn't turn it down....
16:02 Fri 22nd Dec 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 17:58 Fri 22nd Dec 2017
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Hopkirk

Snooker Uk Competition

Is this the competition that usually happens at The Crucible?
13:07 Thu 07th Dec 20175 answers, last by Voltage 13:12 Thu 07th Dec 2017
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Patsy33

I Phoned

I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on........
18:43 Tue 14th Nov 201713 answers, last by Shaglene 15:19 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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loverboy

Connecting Mobile With Lg Tv

I have a Moto g5 plus mobile and a LG smart TV. I want to connect the phone to the TV so that I can Play videos etc from phone onto the TV screen. I am doing this by WI-FI Direct. I have managed to...
23:14 Sat 11th Nov 20172 answers, last by loverboy 20:25 Sun 12th Nov 2017
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Patsy33

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the lonely pyromaniac?, he's still looking for the perfect match....
21:17 Thu 09th Nov 201712 answers, last by Shaglene 11:51 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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Shaglene

How Much............

Paddy in Whetherspoon: He asks barman, "How much is a pint of lager?" Barman says, "A pint is £2 or a pitcher for £7" Paddy replies, "Give me a pint, feck the photo!"......
16:15 Sat 04th Nov 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 19:27 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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maggiebee

Pens

When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work at zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a...
19:45 Thu 26th Oct 20177 answers, last by murraymints 04:50 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Public Toilet

I went into a public toilet for a poop the other day. I'd just sat down when I heard a voice from the next cubicle say, "Hi, how are you?" I was a little embarrassed but I replied, "I'm fine thanks."...
18:06 Wed 25th Oct 201730 answers, last by Patsy33 14:59 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Squabbles In Orchestra, Again...

One of the musicians has been accused of being on the fiddle. The guitarist has been making frets. The drummer keeps banging on about timing. I wish there was harmony in this orchestra!
16:00 Mon 16th Oct 201728 answers, last by Shaglene 18:48 Mon 16th Oct 2017

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