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Saturday. Yesterday was warm and sunny. Not a cloud in sight this morning. So I hope it's going to be the same again today. Quite warm through the night too, so tiggy is still out and about, he's had...

janbee

Good Morning Early Bird Gang

morning one and all xx

NoMercy

Good Morning Ab'ers

Good morning all. It's Thursday, so it's practically the weekend! Only one week until I jet off to sunny Seville for mum's birthday :) Temperature seems to be holding its own over there. Anyone have...

Schoolnix

Домашние Задание

Подскажите как это устроено? Спасибо за ответ. http://raspisaniezanyaty.ru/54/domashnee_zadanie_po_matematike_4_klass Домашнее задание по...

marval

Don't Kids Make You Laugh?

It was Sunday morning, and the priest had already preached to the adults in the congregation. Now he was presenting a children's sermon. He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was....

Ann

Happy Birthday Grasscarp

Have a lovely birthday x

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. Yesterday turned out warm and sunny. I got some work done in the garden. Not a cloud in sight at the moment, a lovely clear sky with all the stars doing what stars do. Tiggy got home about...

Shaglene

Howard...................

A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother,...

Shaglene

New Bull..............

Three bulls heard the farmer was bringing another bull onto the farm. First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I've been here three years...

Shaglene

Seven Lemons.............

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'...

marval

The Test

An old woman had three daughters. One day she decided to test her three sons-in-law. One fine day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she jumped in the lake...

cupid04

Doctors...

A GP is examining a woman. 'Your heart, lungs and blood pressure are all fine,' he tells her. 'Now let's see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.' The woman starts taking off her...

Shaglene

Catholic Dog...........

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a...

marval

Why?

Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the...