The Roman Catholic church has produced a low fat communion bread to help with the growing obesity problem ... its called "I cant believe its not Jesus"
A kid came up to me the other day & asked me. "What's your favorite Telly Tubby mister?" I said. "Probably the new Samsung 50" wide-screen, with surround sound, you cheeky little tw@t".
I recently purchased the Samsung E250 phone which is ok for what I use a mobile for. The problem I have is I put a memory card in to give me more scope for taking photos but when I go into camera it...
when the smoking ban came in my mate was all for it, great he says, but what about when the smokers stay out of the pubs and clubs and you are sat on your own ? never happen says he. you wait and see...
Oooh am missing my lie in this morning :) Off to work in a bit but not for long, just to sort some bits out for Monday. Hope everyone has a lovely day :) xxx
Hi all, hope someone can help! Our family are looking at buying a derelict house for refurb on 1 acre of land, the house itself is not big enough for all of us, as we are buying with my mother in law...
Well it is if you go to bed early like me :) I've just been curled up in the warm with copious mugs of tea watching films. Watched Memoirs of a Geisha earlier and it was sooo good. How has everyone...
and off the garland across the mantle piece and again this year i need a bigger box!!!! Why is it every year I have more than the year before???? I only bought a few this year. : (
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart....
I've just got back from my brother-in-law's. my niece gave (belated) Christmas presents, and mine was a very nice bottle of bubble bath.. a bit pricey and smells lovely and I should know because... I...
Which should i get?I want to spend as little as possible and only want it for the internet as i already have a desktop. I don`t really understand about netbooks.Are they wireless? Or, would it be...