There's been a titanic struggle between these two opposing forces. Is there any solution other than nuking the lot of 'em! All I posted was a story on the joke section and everybody went all global on...
A millionaire was outside the gate of Heaven. "Well, are you going to let me in, then? St Peter said, "what have you done to deserve entrance to the celestial kingdom?" The man said,...
I've just read in the Express that the temperatures have been so high, down south, the hedgehogs are emerging early this year. Probably they've seen the new advert on ITV about lactose intolerance in...
I use Chrome. Occassionally it slows down and you know the scenario...the little blue wheels start spinning followed by the pop-down saying do you want to kill the page or wait? Any solutions?
Is David Cameron a Political Wonder or is he just a marketing ploy created by the Tory party? Cameron washes whiter! (He is a brand name, after all, isn't
he?)...
Has any of you got up early, put the laptop on, tuned into a music site, selected their favorite dance tracks and done a workout routine? I usually don the long lead headphones on and wahey! I'm away....
I'm thinking of creating another alter-ego with a different account on AB. He's called parkmyjagprezza He's a ponce who pimps for a living. Is it too seedy or is it just kind of sleeze we like? (as my...
Sorry about the dig at Cameron, earlier, everybody. I am actually christian, but I love to include the almighty in my scenarios. Once again, my apologies.
Black humor is my favorite!...
The almighty was overlooking his creation the other day and said, "Now, what shall I do to make things better?" Lo, it came to pass that he did vaporize the House of Commons, just as Mr...
God was overlooking his creation the other day and said,"Now what shall I do to make things better?" So, with one sweep of his mighty hand he vaporised the House of Commons, just as Mr...