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Is my brain working?

My brain's working on only four cylinders at the moment. Start to worry when all sixteen kick in! Help, I feel my alter-ego is coming back......(thud)
11:40 Thu 23rd Feb 20124 answers, last by WF8MAN 11:51 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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WF8MAN

Satan in trouble again?

"I will smite thee, Satan!" "Can I have that in writing oh General Omnipotent Deity?" "Oh, and could you send a copy to my solicitor?" (Old Nick knows all the laws!)
10:55 Thu 23rd Feb 20128 answers, last by WF8MAN 11:12 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Is WF8MAN secretly the STIG?

Well, he drives people round the bend with the unending jokes, perhaps he's broadened his career and drives round a track as well!
10:38 Thu 23rd Feb 20129 answers, last by WF8MAN 10:58 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Paying attention to the man down below?

Do you know, I think God phones Hell every day to ask old nick if the "fires" are still on high heat. You never know, God might change his mind and send us all down to the inferno! (No...
09:53 Thu 23rd Feb 201215 answers, last by WF8MAN 10:45 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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starone

The Jokes Section.

I' ve just been reading the current jokes and the remarks made (which I do every morning as a cheer-up process) and wondered why it is that people feel it incumbent to criticise them. They don't have...
08:35 Thu 23rd Feb 201212 answers, last by McMouse 09:48 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Was I on something yesterday?

Well yes, It was the demon drink! Apologies to all concerned, I'm not in the habit of getting drunk at the wheel. (Laptop, that is.)
06:40 Thu 23rd Feb 20125 answers, last by tenrec 08:58 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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WF8MAN

Samsung LCD TV's?

Does anybody know the answer to my question earlier about the fanfare sound that comes on every time I switch on my Samsung LCD? Can you disable it? I've searched the menu, so far, with no luck at...
06:18 Thu 23rd Feb 20125 answers, last by Smowball 08:33 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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sasskins

I am re-posting this in a different section with the hope of getting a positive reply

My brother owns his terraced house, but the property to one side of him is owned by a landlord who rents it out. His last tenants were a set of drug addicts who systematically stripped the house of...
16:34 Wed 22nd Feb 20128 answers, last by WF8MAN 06:27 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

It's Thursday morning and it's damp and misty here in Gloucestershire this morning. It's supposed to be dry and warm today. We shall see! Have a happy day everyone....
05:24 Thu 23rd Feb 201285 answers, last by sasskins 08:17 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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WF8MAN

Do you watch old Westerns?

Have you noticed that all the John Wayne Movies seem to have all the same hills in the background? Mind you, if you've had too many pints, the question's irrelevant but does it annoy you when you...
20:56 Wed 22nd Feb 201211 answers, last by parkdale 14:07 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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sandyRoe

It was the way he told them. RIP, Frank Carson...

With him it really was a case of the singer, not the song. The jokes weren't original but he had a style that made you laugh. RIP.
23:56 Wed 22nd Feb 20126 answers, last by flump1 09:24 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Is this madness?

Song: Livin' in a Bible! Watin' for the man to come. Is it the Messiah? dadi dadi da...dada! (The man who penned this just ran out of the door and played chicken with a truck! Don't blame me. He ran...
20:18 Wed 22nd Feb 20126 answers, last by WF8MAN 20:41 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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What colour are pandas?

Someone asked earlier on "What colour are pandas? Answer: Pandas are in monochrome....they haven't got colour TV yet! Any comments?
19:49 Wed 22nd Feb 201224 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:33 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Where's the Jokes Category?

Will someone tell me where the jokes category is? I've looked and I can't see it! Please correct me on this, if you find it.)...
18:33 Wed 22nd Feb 20129 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 19:15 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Joke?

An apple got fruity with a pear the other day. A tomato butted in and said, "forget him, love, I'm your love apple!"
18:11 Wed 22nd Feb 201215 answers, last by Dickythecook 19:04 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Sorry everybody?

Sorry everybody, I feel very strongly about this. Can we talk about something else?
17:51 Wed 22nd Feb 201223 answers, last by WF8MAN 18:25 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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cupid04

Mastermind?

If you were to go on Mastermind what would your specialised subject be? Mine would be Emmerdale!...
17:54 Wed 22nd Feb 201221 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:26 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Shh, Sharon's been married twice?

She talked to me the other day. We both aren't coming out with anything direct. I don't want anyone at the the centre to know! (She has said she saw me in a local shop the other day and told me she...
16:52 Wed 22nd Feb 201236 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:52 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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sandyRoe

What's the basic rate of pension in the UK?

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14:19 Wed 22nd Feb 20129 answers, last by WF8MAN 16:22 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Sharon?

Will the real Sharon ov Pontefract reveal herself? (This only applies to members who signed up on answer bank on Monday 20 Feb or Tuesday 20 Feb.
13:54 Wed 22nd Feb 201226 answers, last by cazzz1975 16:31 Wed 22nd Feb 2012

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