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My brain's working on only four cylinders at the moment. Start to worry when all sixteen kick in! Help, I feel my alter-ego is coming back......(thud)
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"I will smite thee, Satan!" "Can I have that in writing oh General Omnipotent Deity?" "Oh, and could you send a copy to my solicitor?" (Old Nick knows all the laws!)
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Well, he drives people round the bend with the unending jokes, perhaps he's broadened his career and drives round a track as well!
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Do you know, I think God phones Hell every day to ask old nick if the "fires" are still on high heat. You never know, God might change his mind and send us all down to the inferno! (No...
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starone
I' ve just been reading the current jokes and the remarks made (which I do every morning as a cheer-up process) and wondered why it is that people feel it incumbent to criticise them. They don't have...
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Well yes, It was the demon drink! Apologies to all concerned, I'm not in the habit of getting drunk at the wheel. (Laptop, that is.)
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Does anybody know the answer to my question earlier about the fanfare sound that comes on every time I switch on my Samsung LCD? Can you disable it? I've searched the menu, so far, with no luck at...
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sasskins
My brother owns his terraced house, but the property to one side of him is owned by a landlord who rents it out. His last tenants were a set of drug addicts who systematically stripped the house of...
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waterboatman
It's Thursday morning and it's damp and misty here in Gloucestershire this morning. It's supposed to be dry and warm today. We shall see! Have a happy day everyone....
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Have you noticed that all the John Wayne Movies seem to have all the same hills in the background? Mind you, if you've had too many pints, the question's irrelevant but does it annoy you when you...
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sandyRoe
With him it really was a case of the singer, not the song. The jokes weren't original but he had a style that made you laugh. RIP.
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Song: Livin' in a Bible! Watin' for the man to come. Is it the Messiah? dadi dadi da...dada! (The man who penned this just ran out of the door and played chicken with a truck! Don't blame me. He ran...
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Someone asked earlier on "What colour are pandas? Answer: Pandas are in monochrome....they haven't got colour TV yet! Any comments?
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Will someone tell me where the jokes category is? I've looked and I can't see it! Please correct me on this, if you find it.)...
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An apple got fruity with a pear the other day. A tomato butted in and said, "forget him, love, I'm your love apple!"
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Sorry everybody, I feel very strongly about this. Can we talk about something else?
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cupid04
If you were to go on Mastermind what would your specialised subject be? Mine would be Emmerdale!...
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She talked to me the other day. We both aren't coming out with anything direct. I don't want anyone at the the centre to know! (She has said she saw me in a local shop the other day and told me she...
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Will the real Sharon ov Pontefract reveal herself? (This only applies to members who signed up on answer bank on Monday 20 Feb or Tuesday 20 Feb.

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