Can you help with a question regarding wind direction? This is nothing important, just want to be able to answer a pedant. This came up the other day in conversation with a workmate who sails as a...
I'm about to start a small business with a friend of mine, supplying a service to one customer. It won't take the place of our jobs but will be a nice little after-hours earner. My question is what...
Here in Ireland, our constitution makes Blasphemy an offence. However since the beginning of the state the highest courts has refused to define blasphemy as it's a notional concept and everyone was...
I'm looking for 2 films on dvd. The region zone doesn't matter. Can you help? 1 - I Went Down (Brendan Gleason) 2 - A Love Divided Now I know there's an unfortunate pun that really writes itself when...
At long last government departments are recognising that not everyone is Christian / Hebrew / Muslim... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8154812.stm Pagan police officers are to be allowed take...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall so he approaches a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' 'The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then...
There's this inflatable boy and he goes to this inflatable school and, while there, finds himself having a really bad day. Bored with the lesson, he gets up and walks out of the inflatable classroom...
A man went into his local chip shop last night... Man: "Haddock and chips please." Employee: "Sorry we don't have any haddock; can you please pick something else? " Man: "Um, yeah just Haddock and...
A Policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman. "Why?" said the driver. "Because my chips are too hot", replied the...
The hunchback of Notre Dame dies so they need to find a new bell-ringer. This guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it. "But you've got no arms!", the church boss cries, to which the guy...
not just my opinion it seems - reproducing the Times article in full here: http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2009/05 /bnp-voters-dont-exist.html ""British jobs for British workers?" Not, it...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8065597. stm A Catholic church in Malaysia which prays to Allah has prompted a court case over who can use the word. Muslim leaders say Islam should be the only...
Just over a hundred years back it was proposed to shut down the US patents office on the basis that everything that could be invented had already been invented. We've come so far technologically in...
I want to attend a concert in Prague. The Czech Republic isn't covered by Ticketmaster and I'm wary of the amount of sites offering tickets. Who's the 'official' ticket outlet in the Czech Republic?
Ok, not a question but may be of help to someone out there. I've been plagued for about a year by my phone ringing, and listing 'Unknown Number', and when I answer I get a ding-dong sound and it hangs...
I was going to post some puns based on the amount of them on here lately. I tried a few on my wife to see if they tickled her funny bone, but sadly no pun in ten did.
