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English / American Spellings

Why do so many British people insist that their illogical spellings are superior to American ones? (And no, I'm not American, I just admire their no-nonsense - or less-nonsense - approach to the...

flirty41

Where in the world?

If you could go to anywhere in the world, where would you go? My choice would be Egypt, for all that ancient history.

ned flanders

Spoonerisms!

Has anyone got any good spoonerisms as i am bored with the one's is al the time? My fav's are bucking fastard and cupid stunt?

AB Editor

Tell us a funny one, PLEASE!

The results of a year's research into the world's funniest joke has proved massively disappointing. If you can do better, please submit a CLEAN joke here.

SarahTV

Sissymaid

how do i make myself into a sissymaid

Moog

Answerbank People

Who is the most irritating person on answerbank?

bomekked

Do Governments make up facts to create markets?

ie pay scientists to say vegetables are good for us

petebell

How to bend plywood

Does anyone know any websites to show the easiest way to bend plywood?

zevzekis

computer that talks!

Is there a programme-software that makes the computer talks?? I mean a programme where you can type a message or a text and then the computer speaks it! ??

Wanker

The brain

what would be the average storage size of an average human brain in Gigabytes ?

Jessica

A baby born between mankind and animals

A few hears ago, I watched a Japanese movie about a lone man having sex with his dog, becuase no women liked him. It was shocking to me at first, but I later found out that some people have sex with...

jakesi

Mind Game.

Please can someone help with this mind game. Betty and lucy were touring the west country on holiday. lucy was particularly fond of old country churchyards,and in one found an extraordinary...

neoteric

A weird mating position of dogs

I think a normal mating position for dogs, anatomically, is a male dog should mount on a femal dog's back. But I witnessed some dogs were mating in a strange position. They were joined together back...

Juice

Do penguin's actually have knees ?

ANyone ?

Brutal

Time travel

Please imagine and airport on the equator, with 2 identical airplanes sitting tail to tail. The both take off at the same time in opposite directions flying around the earth to land back at the same...

malc1000

Mortar stains on slabs

I've brushed dry mortar over the patio and rinsed it in, as the book says. However I've got mortar 'stains' on the surface of the slabs that a 2000psi jet wash can't remove. Is there a chemical...