A Scots man was arrested and taken to court for having sex with a cat. The judge threw it out on the grounds that he had never heard of a Scotsman putting in a kitty.
Paddy says to Mick "hey Mick can you help me with this jigsaw puzzle, think its supposed to be a tiger". Paddy replies "For God sake put the Frosties back in the box"!
How many people would agree that HGVs and cars towing should only be allowed to use the inside lane on the motorway? Have noticed that when you get to slow, heavy traffic on the motorway you always...