A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off He asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be...
This is a testimony to true friendship... A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. "My hair and make up are not done, the house...
At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, "Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." So Henry Ford...
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the...
Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred...
A small boy has a school homework question to answer, so he asks his father " Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His Dad thinks for a while and then says...
Has anyone else booked a holiday this year paid the full asking price , then got on the flight to find it a no frills flight? What's happening now the holiday firms are leasing planes from elsewhere....
The computer wont start up until the battery is taken out and replaced. Tried new battery several times but every time the computer is turned off the computer wont start up again until the battery as...