Walking through town today I came across a robbery. As he tried to make his escape from the bank, I tackled him to the ground and relieved him of his shotgun, much to the applause of onlookers. He was...
Can anybody tell me please if an ex prisoner of war in 1945 should have paid 2 pound and ten shilling (as it was) for his Africa Star medal...because that was my grandad and he was. He won the medal...
what was last movie you went to see? what was last dvd you rented ? did you buy popcorn?if so what kind,salted,sweet,toffee? where have you been all my life ?
A man walks into a bar and asks the barmaid for a double entendre. So she gave him one. Courtesy of yesterday's Daily Mail. Thought it worth a wider audience.
I am travelling to New York for 5 days tomorrow and I notice that my passport expires at the end of september 08. Will I be refused admission as I have less than 6 months left?
why oh why oh why oh why is she so sexy ? if only alll women were as hot as her . her whole being is fantastic and shes so down wif the yoofs too. i fink im in love she should be on page three anyone...
On the subject of spelling have noticed a common error that could be helped by the saying I learned at school umpteen years ago: I before E except after C. Works every time.
The owners of the house that was destroyed by a plane in Kent have issued a statement saying the next time they go on holiday they will definitely remember to turn the landing light off.
1.is it gaunt (7) 2.smaller of the 2 favourites(7) 3.sounds like we are still here(8) 4.rough underfoot here (3.7) 5.too much coffee(6) many thanks in advance
What do you call a West African gazelle having horns annulated with 10 or 12 prominent rings - - O - R (five letters) and -------- (eight letters) B - R - H - S - Gallery a State museum in Rome
I have just turned the page on my Johnathon Ross Calendar to April (I incidently only bought this calendar for my office because it was 5p in the sale at BookStore) and he is wearing a POPPY ! Sick !...