This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've...
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, "Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!" The other asked, "What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina?...
One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was too...
Sharon picks up her mobile phone while driving home. "Be careful", says her boyfriend. "It says on the news that a maniac is driving the wrong way up the A13". "Not just one", says Sharon "There's...
A woman was playing golf, she teed off and watched as her ball flew directly towards a man playing the next hole. She heard the cry of pain as he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,...
Has anyone found a company (other than Saga) that offers competitive annual travel insurance for over 65's that is happy that you take tablets to sensiblly control both your blood pressure and your...
Ok, quick question. I live in a small village and there are more pubs here than people. I was doing some, ahem, 'research' recently and found that some of the pubs don't even have condom machines in...
Please can anyone help me get these last four? 1 Saint and the Crucifixion? (8) 2 One apple ear? (7) 3 No feelings for the cereal relation? (11) 4 Pert musical note? (7) Thanks in advance.
Is it true that there are about 200 strains of the common cold virus and that once you have had one particular strain you are immune to it thereafter? I have heard it said that this is why older...