(it says on my mug here) Love her Die for her Take her to dinner Miss the football for her Buy her jewellery Be interested in what she has to say How to please a man ... Show up naked Bring beer...
It's obvious nothing is being done about this and engaging in a war of words, feeds them like a pig at a trough so perhaps a word like Wooden spoon or even wooden or something else one of us comes up...
How is someone else called Bobbisox? They might not Laugh Out Loud or P!ss themselves laughing while Rolling on the Floor, they might be good spellers!!! OMG, ED, I need my Royal title back please,...