I'm sorry to tell you that nibble will be absent from the Apotheosis and other threads for a few days. He fell on the ice in the road this afternoon, and is now in hospital - he's fractured his...
Do you ever find things that you haven't seen for ages, and they still fit? I know we don't really grow after about 18 (except outwards!), but when I try on something I haven't seen for years, and it...
I know this might sound trivial but does anyone know how I would stand if I was to clear the snow from the pavement outside my house, I have heard that if it froze and someone tripped I could be...
... Secrets: What we tell everybody to tell nobody. Contentment: The smother of invention. Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your way. Gossip: Hearing something you like about someone...
If Harry decides not to leave Spurs until the end of theseason, we might need a stopgap manager just for the Euros. Someone who will happily do it, knowing they will not get the job after this summer....
Two friends have met and are talking - "I heard you were not well but you're looking very up-beat today" says the first lady. "I am" says the second lady "after both suffering...
I am new at DIY, have just bought a house but can't afford a handyman. I'm not tackling anything more ambitious than putting up mirrors, loo roll holder, coat hooks, towel rail etc. Can anyone...
How much do you reckon it costs, per mile, to drive a 1.8 automatic Chrysler Grand Voyager at about 30mph (are we talking a couple of pence, 50p. etc), just want an 'ish' figure (to justify, to...
If we dont ask we might never know .So I would like to ask Brian May of Queen what was Bohemian Rhapsody about .Ask Neil Armstrong was he really on the moon .The writers of Eastenders and Corrie...
I was going to put this in the poem's section but don't know where it is or if we have one. He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his...
...and replaced with an organisation fit for purpose? The go from one crisis to another, of their own making. They constantly demonstrate they are not up to scratch. They are a joke. They all should...
just watching Ed Milliband versus Cameron and Milliband is being battered by the PM. Regardless of politics and leanings, this guy is not up to the job!!!
18. constable is a bit porcine before scottish play 6,7
37. ridicule a seven-day period 4,3,4
46. Ian had adoration and delight in this antiquated role 7...
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that Gary Barlow has in recent times become all 'saintly' I think he's chasing an OBE MBE or Knighthood. I think he wants to fill Sir Paul McCartneys...
This will clear up any confusion. You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a...
You wake to find the house on fire......for a moment we will ignore the fact that it is -3 on a warm night!!.....so what would you grab...to rescue?And why?
Only one armful of goodies allowed.......
GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp .... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then...
