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Nibble has fractured his kneecap....

I'm sorry to tell you that nibble will be absent from the Apotheosis and other threads for a few days. He fell on the ice in the road this afternoon, and is now in hospital - he's fractured his...

joggerjayne

They Still Fit

Do you ever find things that you haven't seen for ages, and they still fit? I know we don't really grow after about 18 (except outwards!), but when I try on something I haven't seen for years, and it...

Nottm_George

Snow weather

I know this might sound trivial but does anyone know how I would stand if I was to clear the snow from the pavement outside my house, I have heard that if it froze and someone tripped I could be...

janzman

pithy definitions to live by..

... Secrets: What we tell everybody to tell nobody. Contentment: The smother of invention. Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your way. Gossip: Hearing something you like about someone...

Caran

Fully fashioned

I can remember my mother saying "Of course it is fully fashioned you know" Almost like she was showing off. What did it mean?

Hopkirk

Stopgap England Manager

If Harry decides not to leave Spurs until the end of theseason, we might need a stopgap manager just for the Euros. Someone who will happily do it, knowing they will not get the job after this summer....

starone

Changing your mind

Two friends have met and are talking - "I heard you were not well but you're looking very up-beat today" says the first lady. "I am" says the second lady "after both suffering...

catholic

Novice at DIY

I am new at DIY, have just bought a house but can't afford a handyman. I'm not tackling anything more ambitious than putting up mirrors, loo roll holder, coat hooks, towel rail etc. Can anyone...

sherrardk

Cost of driving

How much do you reckon it costs, per mile, to drive a 1.8 automatic Chrysler Grand Voyager at about 30mph (are we talking a couple of pence, 50p. etc), just want an 'ish' figure (to justify, to...

weecalf

If we dont ask ...

If we dont ask we might never know .So I would like to ask Brian May of Queen what was Bohemian Rhapsody about .Ask Neil Armstrong was he really on the moon .The writers of Eastenders and Corrie...

missprim

A woman's poem

I was going to put this in the poem's section but don't know where it is or if we have one. He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard Not like his...

Gromit

Is it time the Englisg FA was disbanded...

...and replaced with an organisation fit for purpose? The go from one crisis to another, of their own making. They constantly demonstrate they are not up to scratch. They are a joke. They all should...

stokemaveric

FOR ALL YOU FOOTIE FANS OUT THERE..

capello has resigned..not a great loss...who next for england???

TheNovice

Prime Minister Questions

just watching Ed Milliband versus Cameron and Milliband is being battered by the PM. Regardless of politics and leanings, this guy is not up to the job!!!

clairerob21

top telly programmes

18. constable is a bit porcine before scottish play 6,7 37. ridicule a seven-day period 4,3,4 46. Ian had adoration and delight in this antiquated role 7...

gordyagusta

Gary Barlow........???

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that Gary Barlow has in recent times become all 'saintly' I think he's chasing an OBE MBE or Knighthood. I think he wants to fill Sir Paul McCartneys...

marval

The definitive explanation of marketing

This will clear up any confusion. You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a...

albaqwerty

man na manna mana na

na nana na bah dooby doo Sorry feeling fragile this afternoon. so thought a little Kermit might help :)...

pillj123

Burning house....

You wake to find the house on fire......for a moment we will ignore the fact that it is -3 on a warm night!!.....so what would you grab...to rescue?And why? Only one armful of goodies allowed.......

Jemisa

Grandparents answering machine...

GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp .... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then...

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