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Bobbisox

this always makes me laugh....if you're feeling a bit down give a listen to this..lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk3NEr905WU...
13:07 Sat 13th Mar 20107 answers, last by zzxxee 13:54 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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boxtops

"On top of spaghetti..."

Anyone remember this one? (sung to the tune of "On Top of Old Smokey..." On top of spaghetti All covered in cheese I lost my poor meatball When somebody sneezed...... .........
13:39 Sat 13th Mar 201011 answers, last by marval 13:52 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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carrust

Para-normal

A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 yrs. He has recently married a local girl who can; wash-up with one hand, cook with the other, dust with a...
10:21 Fri 12th Mar 20107 answers, last by Madmonks 21:38 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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docspock

Why do I get confused with how many m's, ummm has ?

I think it is 4 but they are difficult to count through rum soaked eyes.
23:32 Fri 12th Mar 201013 answers, last by ummmm 11:09 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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stokemaveric

what have you ever ''nearly''......

achieved???????????
23:38 Fri 12th Mar 201029 answers, last by zzxxee 10:38 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

It's Saturday and the Six Nations is back. Wonderful! We are off to a Ladies Night bash this evening, so we will have to get a wriggle on after the second game! such is life. Have a happy day...
06:04 Sat 13th Mar 201032 answers, last by Sachs 12:26 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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No_Knowledge_

what a divy cow

the mrs has just made me a coffee with half milk half.....................lemonade. you don't need sugar i can tell thee....
09:21 Sat 13th Mar 201011 answers, last by CARABINT 11:23 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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zzxxee

women only allowed thread

following on from yesterdays sexist men only thread i thought i would open up an equally sexist one where women only can swap cake recipies discuss embroidery and doileys and other womanly things !!!!...
10:22 Fri 12th Mar 201084 answers, last by zzxxee 13:43 Fri 12th Mar 2010
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

A bit soggy this morning. I reckon it's going to get a bit soggier too! It's hippyhoppy's mum's funeral today, so I hope it stays dry for her. Have a good day everyone....
06:47 Fri 12th Mar 201033 answers, last by zzxxee 10:54 Fri 12th Mar 2010
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bobjugs12

The end is nigh

Ladies, Gents, Others, I have an announcement. I think my short stay upon this mortal coil is nearly at an end. I have contracted the most deadly of diseases, and I can watch my life clock ticking...
09:53 Fri 12th Mar 201056 answers, last by Bobbisox 13:45 Fri 12th Mar 2010
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Sandy-Wroe

Jehovah's witnesses. I'm sick of hiding behind the sofa when they walk up the garden path.

How do you get rid of them?
08:47 Fri 12th Mar 201041 answers, last by yogi-bear 13:46 Fri 12th Mar 2010
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AB Editor

Spring is here!

Good Afternoon Everyone, I may just have jinx'd the whole thing - but Spring may here. It is on the AnswerBank at least! We have a few bit in preparation for Mothering Sunday: A Poll:...
17:52 Thu 11th Mar 201046 answers, last by thebigblokewithlongshanks 12:08 Sun 14th Mar 2010
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CARABINT

apart from me........

who is the sexiest threader on AB?
15:46 Thu 11th Mar 201052 answers, last by neo. 18:17 Fri 12th Mar 2010
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zzxxee

im going have a nice day all

bye xxxx
14:56 Thu 11th Mar 20103 answers, last by CARABINT 15:19 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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cupid04

hi!

manners costeth nothing. i've got that off my chest. bye.
14:47 Thu 11th Mar 20106 answers, last by CARABINT 15:22 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Bbbananas

I won the lottery last night...

... and I want to hire a gigilo for the weekend. Any takers?
14:44 Thu 11th Mar 201024 answers, last by bobjugs12 15:30 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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bobjugs12

Reason to smile (Part 2)

I'm tired, i'm hungover, I dumped my girlfriend last night, i've got the flu and I smoked to much so my chest aches.
10:48 Thu 11th Mar 201022 answers, last by bobjugs12 14:56 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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yogi-bear

FAO milliezoe

I would like to sincerely apologise to you, at an off the cuff remark i made today on a thread in CB, where i thought you were being rude. You were NOT at all, as i now realise, and got the wrong end...
16:20 Tue 09th Mar 20105 answers, last by zzxxee 14:21 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Bbbananas

Calling all you young ones...Life Advice from Bananas.

Live life to the full, love plentifully, laugh heartily. You know why? Tomorrow I go to the funeral of my son's best friend. They have known each other since the age of 4. He was 26 when he died two...
14:00 Thu 11th Mar 201012 answers, last by sallabananas 14:13 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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CARABINT

I had a dream

about sallabananasasasasas last night......... well I tried to but she wouldn't let me...........
13:47 Thu 11th Mar 201013 answers, last by CARABINT 15:22 Thu 11th Mar 2010

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