Islay - think of your belly. My IBS is playing up just now - the pain is phenomenal. Yours must be much worse.
I was going to take Francis to his personal physician this morning for a check-up, but I can't face it and we can go later in the week. His screaming and whining may result in me getting grumpy - he howls all the way there and back again and then for hours when we get home! He is a wimp!!!
Very little meat on the legs due to their unique build - According to some sources, the wild haggis's left and right legs are of different lengths (cf. Sidehill gouger or Dahu), allowing it to run quickly around the steep mountains and hillsides which make up its natural habitat, but only in one direction.