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Rondy | 12:15 Wed 29th Jan 2025 | Jokes
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I went to the annual Native American dance contest yesterday , unfortunately it was canceled because of the rain.

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The U.S. has announced it will be launching a space ship to apologise to the aliens.
It will be called Apollo G.

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I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week.
It was OK. But nothing to write home about.

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Where there is a will there is a relative.

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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow.
She's been saying she really wants an amulet.
Can anybody tell me how many eggs I should use?

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Due to an unfortunate spacing error booking my holiday, This year i am now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk
B roads.

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When I Golf, I wear two pairs of pants, in case I get a hole in one …

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It's a Crisp morning Today!.. I've had three bags of Walkers Cheese and Onion already.

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During plane flights, I get really bad ear ache but this year, I've found a solution that'll help...
I've booked my wife's seat ten rows back.

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😆 Like th B roads!

I asked my ex what she wanted for her birthday and she said "Nothing would please me more than a nice bracelet."

So that's what i got her. Nothing.

Drop in for a coffee if it's the B road outside!

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