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yes the World Cup countdown clock is ace
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but noone ever sees the bloody thing!!!!
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.The Eds Clock reminds me of this Joke !
Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.
In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"
Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go 'tick-tocktick -tock' anymore. Now it just goes 'tick...tick...tick.'"
The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter, where he rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over the grandfather clock.
He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice, "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"
Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.
In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"
Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go 'tick-tocktick -tock' anymore. Now it just goes 'tick...tick...tick.'"
The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter, where he rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over the grandfather clock.
He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice, "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"
Don't mention the clock to me.
This is what I posted in the Ed's Blog 'Get yourself an Avatar.'
Hi piggnose......Youv'e drawn a blank on an Avaqtar and I have on the clock.
Left open this page...went away from comp.... had a glass of sherry with Viv...and,upon my return to this thread, the countdown clock hadn't moved a single minute.
Ron.
This is what I posted in the Ed's Blog 'Get yourself an Avatar.'
Hi piggnose......Youv'e drawn a blank on an Avaqtar and I have on the clock.
Left open this page...went away from comp.... had a glass of sherry with Viv...and,upon my return to this thread, the countdown clock hadn't moved a single minute.
Ron.
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