Is anybody watching this ? I am not, much as I love Julie Andrews I always think she was best as a bewildered virginal Oh Captain !!!! while the Duchess stood by the side of the lake and mooned on about nuns, then we got the Climb Every Mountain and bleary eyes. The best bit was in the summerhouse.
Well I tried, I tried to word this with subtlety, in such a way as to encourage offers of sex. I wouldn't normally do this, but tonight I felt desperate, so I risked it. It hasn't worked and the kitchen roll remains dry tonight.