A duck, called Nailit, walks into a Midlands pub and asks the barman, “Have you got any bread?”
Barman: “No - sorry”
Nailit Duck: “Have you got any bread”
Barman: “No - for the second time.”
Nailit Duck: ”Have you got any bread”
Barman: “Look I haven’t got any effing bread and if you ask again I’m gonna nail your beak to the bar”
Nailit Duck: “Got any nails then?”
Barman: “No - for effing's sake.”
Nailit Duck: ” Got any bread?”
The moral of the story - 'Get on AB and enjoy a yarn and tease of a goodlife. And you will have nailed it.'