busting for p*e

[deggers316]

if you in the crowd in the mall with many thousands how do you find your way back to your friends after getting to a portaloo to "relieve" yourself

[commoner]

lol...was just discussing "ablutions on the Mall" with the OH....couldn't work out how it is achieved for that crush of people:

You'd probably have to stay there and hope your friends also eventually needed to GO and found you ;-)

[jackthehat]

A length of tubing and a hot-water bottle would be the most sensible option.....:o/

[mrs_overall]

Go to the loo en masse. The friend that doesn't need to "go" holds all the bags while the others go into the cubicles in pairs to speed things up.
Seemples!

[Hopkirk]

Mrs O! Where have you been?

[tonyav]

Reminds me of the old days of standing on the terraces ( Holte end Villa park ) very often the lower part of one or both of your legs would get that warm wet feeling, and it ain't yourself that's done it.

[mrs_overall]

Hi Hopkirk. I've been single handedly destroying my friend's business by agreeing to look after her shop for a couple of days.

[commoner]

Lol Mrs_O...could you please describe in a few words exactly how two in a loo would speed things up..Heh heh!

Gawd..the mind boggles. :-)

[pdust]

ive never been in the mall but ive been to plenty of festivals and gigs with loads of people.... dont know how i did it but i always found my way back easily, even weaving in and out in all directions to get through tightly packed bodies.... strange cos rest of the time i have no sense of direction whatsoever

[Hopkirk]

Oh dear Mrs. O. Have they still got a business to run.

Tonyav, as a Baggies fan, you have just confirmed so much to me about the Villa mob.

[tonyav]

Yep Hopkirk usually your lot we did it all over, wasn't it !

[Hopkirk]

Well, yes, for quite a few years. But not now, ay?

[grandpajoe]

The word Catheter springs to mind. I suppose in the next few weeks a documentary will be shown about the logistics of organising such events. Hope so!!

OMG A L Webber and old Wogan are speaking. God save us from these two!!

[tonyav]

Don't worry Hopkirk, normal service will be resumed this season lol.

[mrs_overall]

Commoner, 2 women in a loo is a speedy affair. The 2nd one can be on the loo while the 1st one is pulling her drawers up. It saves time and queueing. Plus, you can have a good old natter at the same time.

Hopkirk, yes the business is still there...it's just her beautiful, artfully arranged displays are now all trashed. She was rather subdued when I rang her this morning.

[Hopkirk]

Oh yeah. You and who's army?

[Hopkirk]

That was for Tony, Mrs O.

Did you wear a nylon housecoat while in the shop?

[tonyav]

Our new manager, your lot ain't even got one yet !.

[mrs_overall]

No Hopkirk, the outfit I had on could best be described as "ageing rock chick who slept in and got ready in a hurry."

[barney4444]

I remember wogan telling one of those "is it me" stories. Some chap had blood taken at the surgery and was told to phone for the results in 2 days time.
As he was passing the doctors on that day he decided to call in for the results, the lady told him that she was not allowed to tell him the results he had to phone, so he stepped back from the counter and phoned on his mobile, the lady he was talking to answered the phone and while they were looking at each other she gave him his results. strange old world innit!!

[tonyav]

Does that mean scruffy ^^^^.