Bloody Cat crap

[flip_flop]

I've posted about this problem before and tried all of the helpful advice given, but alas nothing has worked and next door's bloody vermin is still crapping on my gravel drive.

I know its petty, but I've taken to delivering the crap back to the cat owner's drive (which is also gravel) which, as you can imagine, is causing an issue. I couldn't really give a monkey's but Mrs Flop would rather live harmoniously with the old woman next door, despite her being a sour faced old harridan who is disliked by pretty much everybody else.

I'm rambling - does anybody have any other ideas please? I've tried the lion poo, special plants which are supposed to repel them, electronic gadgets all to no avail.

I'd kick the little vermin bastard, but I understand this is frowned upon - and I can't let my dog out because he is such a big pansy the cat will bully him.

Thanks - just sick of clearing up animal crap that hasn't come out of my animal.

[owdhamer]

Owt by the Oldham Tinkers please mamya.

[Mamyalynne]

see what I can do .

[Mamyalynne]

Done Owd, go listen :-)

[ttfn]

Steady on folks

Chill a bit :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

[owdhamer]

A classic mamya, can you rustle up canute.

[boxtops]

Brill (evenin', ena)

[Mamyalynne]

Now Owd are you pulling my leg or......??

[owdhamer]

You can talk of your histories and legends to boot
but there's nowt to compare with the tale of canute.

[Mamyalynne]

True is that

[owdhamer]

Those are the first two lines mamya, have tried youtube with no success.

[boxtops]

This one, owdhamer? http://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=105613

[eyesh]

Lemon juice your drive. Cats hate it.

[Mamyalynne]

No seems not to have made it to YouTube

[owdhamer]

Thats the one boxtops, do you have access to a live performance.

[boxtops]

No, like you and mamya I can't find any sort of link to a video

[Mamyalynne]

http://ohmytracks.com...ic/The+Oldham+Tinkers

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry, I clicked 'Canute' but it isn't

[askyourgran]

The Canute rhyme is brilliant owd, I haven't seen that before. Thanks boxy for finding it.

Hi ttfn, love that cats with thumbs advert. The black one is just like my old boy Ziggy.

[jomifl]

FGT. Feral cats cannot be rehomed If they are trapped then they get destroyed. Have you any idea how many feral cats there are in the countryside?