SLUG needs imaginative child like theroy

[buatdru]

i posted a question on how slugs get in to house, i havent got a problem with the ***stards I'm looking for funny stories about theroies and imaginative ways they get into my fictional kitchen.

ARE YOU WITH ME ON THE IDEA?

[CT]

They've all come indoors to avoid the slug traps in the garden.
See to the right --->

[campbellking]

Wish they were only in the kitchen. The little loves are very fond of our real-life lounge, but only come out at night and leave little trails round the carpet, and go back to wherever they come from!

[drgnrdr]

The cubboard fairies call them, they use them for transportation. They are in the shell part, snails with no shell haven't got a permanant fairy rider assigned yet, they can squeeze under doors and thru cracks in the wall where piping is. The trails (tracking system)are for the other fairies and wob goblins (they live outside in sheds and barns and such) to not loose track of them, that way no one gets lost and if they find a trail, and the snail has died (due to us) they can call the ants to help give them a descent burial.

Is that along the lines of what you want? LOL

[drgnrdr]

Saw your other post, They probably had a fairy/slug round up in the room, so all the circling was them putting the slugs thru their paces, like at horse shows and such...Fairies can erase the slug trail with dust thier just isn't allot of it, so to hide where they all live in your home they only erase their exit or entry...

[pugwash52]

well,drgnrdr, you do surprise me. I feel just as if someone has told me that Father Christmas doesn't bring presents. I honestly thought that a tiny stork brought tiny baby slugs and left them with me until they grew up.

[B00]

I'm still shuddering from campbelking's post- slugs in the livingroom? I'd seriously have to pack up and move, it's giving me the heebi jeebies thinking about it!

[drgnrdr]

mmm I need to copyright this stuff, and write my own book.....:)

Well buatdru???