lol @ whyme!, but seriously these people do cause a lot of problems, we had to pay to have our gas fire disconnected and refitted due to pigeons falling down the chimney, (on two occasions) and then had to pay for a fitting in the end to cover the chimney to stop the pigeons falling down it! we had an elderly lady who came every day and chucked all her scraps down for the birds just over the road from our houses, so obviously the pigeons sat on our roofs waiting for the food, when i went over to her and explained the problems she was causing for the home owners i just got a mouthful of abuse and told in no uncertain terms to mind my own f*g business! (And i thought old ladies were sweet!) but since then she seems to have found somewhere else to feed them as we've not seen her come back, and the pigeons have been diminishing in numbers as well! so perhaps it would be best if you had a word with them, but, BE PREPARED! they can get quite nasty :-)