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on this long Spring Bank Holiday! Any  good plans for you ?
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Suddenly it's gone dark, hope it brightens up for you soon. Take care folks!
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Hope your day turns out to something fantastic. Take care folks!
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Some idiot at the office turned up for work with sticky hair, I said to him "why on earth did you come to work looking like that" "He said, well, the label on the jar said... ...
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I spotted a large beetle in my garden today (Bigger than a bumble bee) Which glowed irridecent colours, from green to gold. Can anyone identify it, as I've not looked it up yet ? Never seen one... ...
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Looks like another beautiful day ahead. Hope the sun shines for you. Take care folks
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An elderly man answered a knock at the door, and the caller said, "I'm collecting on behalf of the save our swimming pool calpain and all donations will be greatly received. The elderly man said... ...
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What leys in store today, dare I ask ? Hope it's all good for you today. Take care folks!
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That was a real humdinger of a storm yesterday, and they say there is more to come, hope It's not too bad. I tend to wake way too early at this time of year, but trying to catch up on sleep is like... ...
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1st guy, "my old eyes are not what they used to be.....did you see where my ball wend" 2nd guy, Yep...but I can't remember😏
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I went to the train spotters annual dinner and dance and everyone was wearing platforms.
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I looked out of my window and saw some guy in my garden, he was wearing a baseball cap, tennis shoes and a rugby shirt. I shouted to him, what's your game ??
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I was having a drink in the mermaid inn last night, when I overheard a woman say "I like to lay on the beach, myself but my other half likes to be in the sea"
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I was in a shoe shop yesterday, trying on a new pair of shoes, an assistant asked me how I was doing, so I told her they was too tight. She said, "try them with the tongue out" I said " iths no... ...
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Hope your day is a good one, wherever you may be! Take care folks🤔
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I went to see my doctor after I found myself saying everything twice. He gave me a repeat prescription
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Grow your own  BY Al lotment
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Good morning all! Just polished off the last of the drinking chocolate, so it looks like its back to coffee. Have a good one Take care folks
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Saturday once more, seems like its T shirt weather round here. Hopefully some garden time if it don't rain. Take care Folks! 
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A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...

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