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Good Morning All You Early Birds!

Saturday once more, seems like its T shirt weather round here. Hopefully some garden time if it don't rain. Take care Folks! 
05:06 Sat 06th Apr 20245 answers, last by Giggsie 07:14 Sat 06th Apr 2024
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From The Wrinklies Calendar

A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...
09:54 Thu 04th Apr 20241 answer, last by maggiebee 12:08 Sat 06th Apr 2024
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Good Morning Chirpers And Sunshine Seekers

Dull and damp hereabouts, still It's supposed to brighten up later, bring it on! Take care folks! Bfn
07:39 Wed 20th Mar 20242 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:59 Wed 20th Mar 2024
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Top Of The Morning To You!

Wherever you are, where ever you're from, top of the morning to you! Take care folks and have a lovely day!
08:05 Sun 17th Mar 20244 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:56 Sun 17th Mar 2024
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In The Pub

This guy  in the pub was telling loads of jokes about Motown singers, and I said to him how many Motown jokes do you know at "least a 100, and that's four tops"
07:39 Sat 16th Mar 20243 answers, last by barry1010 07:52 Sat 16th Mar 2024
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Fancy Dress Only

I noticed some folks were throwing a fancy dress party on our block, trouble was my girlfriend and I had no costumes to wear. I said to my GF "quick jump up on my back, we will get in somehow". A... ...
07:26 Sat 16th Mar 2024
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Good Morning Early Birds

Hope you are all well and ready to welcome the sunrise, if not enjoy a lay in.  
06:28 Sat 16th Mar 20246 answers, last by Smowball 08:52 Sat 16th Mar 2024
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The Call Of The Wild

Aka wet Tuesday! More rain, I'm sure we're getting someone else's weather. There must be a Sun up there  (big round yellow thing) I have two choises : stay in or stay in, no contest!  Take care... ...
05:59 Tue 12th Mar 202414 answers, last by nicebloke1 17:16 Tue 12th Mar 2024
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Monday's Soon Here Again

Good morning all! Hope you are well and good, maybe things will brighten up later. Take care folks
07:01 Mon 11th Mar 20242 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:20 Mon 11th Mar 2024
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I Cant Seem To Hold A Jab Down

The job on the farm didn't last long, the boss said that "sleeping on the job is unacceptable" so I took him to the tribunal, and said in my defence "well it was you who told me to count those... ...
20:53 Sun 10th Mar 2024
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Diy

I was invited to a fancy dress party the other day, and decided to go dressed as a screwdriver. It turned a few heads, I must say! 
07:53 Sat 09th Mar 20244 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:30 Sat 09th Mar 2024
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Good Morning Risers

I've got a plan. Carefully unpack an Easter egg, place a gift inside (you decide), then carefully repack the egg in the carton, as an extra surprise, just an idea, what do you think ?. Take care... ...
07:40 Tue 05th Mar 202410 answers, last by Giggsie 20:09 Tue 05th Mar 2024
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Heres An Oldy_

I was chatting to my neighbour over the fence yesterday and I asked him what date it was, he checked his watch and said "March 1st" So I strode round the garden and asked him again.
08:06 Sat 02nd Mar 2024
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Drunk?

A man walks into a bar and shouts, "give me a whiskey and make it a double"! The barman looks at the guy and says "I think you've had enough don't you, so why don't you just turn yourself around... ...
08:19 Thu 29th Feb 20241 answer, last by Old_Geezer 08:40 Thu 29th Feb 2024
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Good Morning All!

Hope you're all doing well and helping each other. Sunshine or rain, take good care, folks. See you when I see you, when I see you
07:36 Tue 27th Feb 20249 answers, last by ferlew 13:21 Tue 27th Feb 2024
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Good Morning All!

After 2 days of solid rain, I'm hoping for some dry time. The worm hunters must be having a heyday out there. Keep warm n' dry  take care folks
04:23 Fri 23rd Feb 202414 answers, last by retrocop 10:04 Fri 23rd Feb 2024
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Good Morning Early Birds!

Overnight rain followed by more of the same hereabouts, so I'll just sit here and wait for it to clear. Stay warm'dry. Take care folks!
07:42 Sun 18th Feb 20243 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:24 Sun 18th Feb 2024
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Security/Tamper Proof Seals

Do all jars etc have security seals on the lids of products, or is it up to the producers to use them or not?
09:13 Sat 17th Feb 20241 answer, last by StupidGuy 13:34 Thu 09th May 2024
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Merry Worms

Struggling to get my grass mown, a neighbour suggested that I pour whiskey on the grass. He claims that the grass comes up half cut.
08:07 Sat 17th Feb 2024
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Good Morning Earlies

Hope you're well, looking a bit murky out. Take care folks.
08:02 Thu 15th Feb 20243 answers, last by xiaozheng 03:33 Fri 08th Mar 2024

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