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Frozen Bird....

A small bird was flying south for winter. It was sooo cold the bird froze and fell to the ground, into a large field While he was laying there on the frozen ground, a cow came along and dropped a heap...
15:21 Mon 14th Jan 20133 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:51 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Rock Hard Butter!

Does anyone have any tips on making butter (straight from the fridge) spreadable, in a relatively short time ? Would a few seconds in a microwave do the trick ?...
14:32 Mon 14th Jan 201320 answers, last by LyndaB 21:10 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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Not Sure What Section To Use, But Here Go's

I often noticed that some people (all races it seems) have a downward pointing smile, which does not reflect on their attitude and can be misleading at times Is there a name for this kind of smile ?...
10:13 Sun 13th Jan 20137 answers, last by China Doll 16:43 Thu 17th Jan 2013
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Pine Cone Feeders

Hi there, Just before Christmas I bought a few pine cone, bird feeders to add some extra variety to the feeding station, which proved to be very popular I'm now drying out the empty cones on the...
11:41 Fri 11th Jan 20133 answers, last by RATTER15 21:32 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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Bar Photo's

I was enjoying a pint in an Ayrshire pub when I noticed a collection of old black and white photo's on the wall, behind the bar The landlord saw me studying them and said with a grin "aye those were...
22:14 Thu 10th Jan 20132 answers, last by fuidgiusdf 01:57 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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Juicy Big Veg

Big willy Wilson was the envy of the neighborhood, his vegetable garden was immaculate and he had won many top prizes at the local horticultural show for his king sized veg which knocked other entries...
00:27 Wed 09th Jan 20135 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:07 Wed 09th Jan 2013
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Time To Change

While I waited in line to buy my train ticket, a gang of workmen turned up and informed the station master that they had come to remove all the clocks "This is ludicrous" the station master retorted...
19:42 Wed 02nd Jan 20133 answers, last by Kiki-frog 11:44 Thu 03rd Jan 2013
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New Kid In Town

Earl was feeling a little uneasy at his new school, especially when his form teacher (Miss Bradshaw) was asking around the class, what their fathers did for a living Hands where shooting up like...
18:59 Tue 01st Jan 20133 answers, last by tenrec 21:15 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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As Dead As Mutton......

Sure, I know what it means but why 'Mutton' ?
21:15 Wed 26th Dec 201210 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 23:29 Thu 27th Dec 2012
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Oops

Jethro and Dave, sat in their local pub and after several beers, Dave said to Jethro "if I was to sneak over to your house while you was playing darts and made love to your wife and she got pregnant...
17:02 Mon 24th Dec 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 23:02 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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I The Dog House

My dog's eaten all the decorations! I took him down to the vet and they said he's suffering from tinsel-itus...
08:56 Mon 24th Dec 20121 answer, last by factor30 08:58 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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Title Here

Woke up this morning and looked out of my window, it's a bit dull and overcast, Still it's not the end of the world Better check the obituaries though...
09:51 Fri 21st Dec 20123 answers, last by sidkid 13:31 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Twinkie..

Can I get deep fried Twinkies in the Glasgow district ? Thank's...
01:27 Fri 21st Dec 201211 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:50 Mon 08th Sep 2014
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Life Aint Worth A Dime

Travis sat on a stool in his local bar, his head was hung down and he'd been knocking back beers with JD chasers for most of the afternoon When he shouted across the bar to Jolene to get him another...
23:24 Thu 20th Dec 20121 answer, last by Jemisa 00:17 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Bacon Sarnie

I've been visualizing a bacon sandwich for lunch and I'm getting quiet hungry now Any ideas on livening it up a bit, without dumping a load of salad on top ?...
13:30 Thu 20th Dec 201224 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:00 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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Santa's On His Waaaaaaaay!

When I was a kid, I used to get terrified of that big Santa guy getting stuck in our small chimney pot Last Christmas Eve, my mom left out the usual glass of eggnog and some cookies, and as usual,...
13:11 Thu 20th Dec 20123 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:48 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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The Wonders Of Nature

Several weeks ago on a bright sunny autumnal day, a good friend of mine was showing me round his Japanese style garden, filled with clumps of bamboo plus many other exotic plants, graveled areas and...
18:29 Wed 19th Dec 20123 answers, last by tonyav 18:33 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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Diy

I was thinking of getting my girl friend some fishnet stockings for Christmas but when I saw the price, I thought maybe I'll get a felt tip pen and draw the lines myself
17:51 Tue 18th Dec 20123 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:06 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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Wrong Again

As we sat around the camp-fire toasting marshmallows, I said to Morgan, Moran I said. I wasn't much of a scholar at college, I got invited to a toga party at the frat house, but just couldn't...
02:29 Mon 17th Dec 20123 answers, last by McMouse 11:46 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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Ufo Crash Landing

It was a rainy and windy evening, the temperature began to plummet as the sun sank behind a thick thunder cloud in a rural area in the county of Norfolk England A flying saucer hovered over a US air...
00:52 Mon 17th Dec 20128 answers, last by Old_Geezer 13:52 Mon 17th Dec 2012

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