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A small bird was flying south for winter. It was sooo cold the bird froze and fell to the ground, into a large field While he was laying there on the frozen ground, a cow came along and dropped a heap...
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Does anyone have any tips on making butter (straight from the fridge) spreadable, in a relatively short time ? Would a few seconds in a microwave do the trick ?...
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I often noticed that some people (all races it seems) have a downward pointing smile, which does not reflect on their attitude and can be misleading at times Is there a name for this kind of smile ?...
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Hi there, Just before Christmas I bought a few pine cone, bird feeders to add some extra variety to the feeding station, which proved to be very popular I'm now drying out the empty cones on the...
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I was enjoying a pint in an Ayrshire pub when I noticed a collection of old black and white photo's on the wall, behind the bar The landlord saw me studying them and said with a grin "aye those were...
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Big willy Wilson was the envy of the neighborhood, his vegetable garden was immaculate and he had won many top prizes at the local horticultural show for his king sized veg which knocked other entries...
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While I waited in line to buy my train ticket, a gang of workmen turned up and informed the station master that they had come to remove all the clocks "This is ludicrous" the station master retorted...
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Earl was feeling a little uneasy at his new school, especially when his form teacher (Miss Bradshaw) was asking around the class, what their fathers did for a living Hands where shooting up like...
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Sure, I know what it means but why 'Mutton' ?
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Jethro and Dave, sat in their local pub and after several beers, Dave said to Jethro "if I was to sneak over to your house while you was playing darts and made love to your wife and she got pregnant...
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My dog's eaten all the decorations! I took him down to the vet and they said he's suffering from tinsel-itus...
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Woke up this morning and looked out of my window, it's a bit dull and overcast, Still it's not the end of the world Better check the obituaries though...
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Can I get deep fried Twinkies in the Glasgow district ? Thank's...
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Travis sat on a stool in his local bar, his head was hung down and he'd been knocking back beers with JD chasers for most of the afternoon When he shouted across the bar to Jolene to get him another...
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I've been visualizing a bacon sandwich for lunch and I'm getting quiet hungry now Any ideas on livening it up a bit, without dumping a load of salad on top ?...
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When I was a kid, I used to get terrified of that big Santa guy getting stuck in our small chimney pot Last Christmas Eve, my mom left out the usual glass of eggnog and some cookies, and as usual,...
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Several weeks ago on a bright sunny autumnal day, a good friend of mine was showing me round his Japanese style garden, filled with clumps of bamboo plus many other exotic plants, graveled areas and...
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I was thinking of getting my girl friend some fishnet stockings for Christmas but when I saw the price, I thought maybe I'll get a felt tip pen and draw the lines myself
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As we sat around the camp-fire toasting marshmallows, I said to Morgan, Moran I said. I wasn't much of a scholar at college, I got invited to a toga party at the frat house, but just couldn't...
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It was a rainy and windy evening, the temperature began to plummet as the sun sank behind a thick thunder cloud in a rural area in the county of Norfolk England A flying saucer hovered over a US air...

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