New Kid In Town
Earl was feeling a little uneasy at his new school, especially when his form teacher (Miss Bradshaw) was asking around the class, what their fathers did for a living
Hands where shooting up like rockets throughout the classroom, with all kinds of answers, like, Train driver, Tree surgeon, Bank manager, you name it!
When the question got around to Earl, he said "I'm not sure really Miss, I think that he works in a factory that makes soap, toilet rolls and light bulbs"
So what makes you think this, Miss Bradshaw inquired ?
Earl, hesitated and replied- " well sometimes he brings his work home"