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It Was A Hot Day, I Know....

but when I drove into the farmyard to deliver some letters, I saw Ron, dancing round his tractor, stark naked and singing I believe in miracles, as he hosed his tractor down. I handed Ron the letters...
22:31 Wed 19th Jun 20138 answers, last by aelmpvw 09:37 Thu 20th Jun 2013
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Cuckoo Spit

Normally at this time of year, I usually see plenty of cuckoo spit (caused by frog hopper nymphs) on the plants and leaves. This year I think, I've only seen one blob, for that matter, I've not heard...
09:46 Wed 19th Jun 201321 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:35 Tue 25th Jun 2013
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Aging Timber Techniques

I'm looking at ways to artificially age timber (oak in particular) using easily available materials that come to hand. T I A...
15:27 Thu 13th Jun 20133 answers, last by BRIGHT SPARK 20:22 Thu 13th Jun 2013
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Rubus Sp

How can I differentiate between the British native blackberry from the Himalayan native ?
14:56 Thu 13th Jun 2013
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Summer Int He City

That old hit by the loving spoonful, way back in the 60s. There is a line in the lyrics that go's something like - "Till i'm wheezing like a bust stop". It's been bugging me for years, why would a bus...
20:08 Thu 06th Jun 20136 answers, last by TheWinner 20:55 Thu 06th Jun 2013
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The Pheasant & The Bull

A pheasant was stood in a field talking to a bull. You know I'd really like to fly to the top of that tall tree and look down from there but I just don't have the energy. The bull turns to the...
20:52 Thu 04th Apr 20134 answers, last by marval 15:12 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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The Days Of Pearly Spenser....

A sad song when you listen to the lyrics, powerful too!. Was it based on a real person, it don't seem like the kind of name that one would make up....
14:00 Thu 04th Apr 20134 answers, last by Northernpopquiz 09:42 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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Pheasants....

I often get them coming into the garden from the surrounding countryside, looking for crumbs beneath the hanging peanut feeders. So far I've only seen male birds. Do they tend to release only the...
09:19 Wed 03rd Apr 201311 answers, last by 2sp_ 11:02 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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Falling Icicles & Frozen Slabs On Snow....

Falling from buildings. Who is responsible if injury is caused or damage to property ?...
20:15 Wed 27th Mar 201315 answers, last by EDDIE51 07:30 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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Speed Camera

I saw a speed camera flash as I went through a 40mph zone, I looked at my speedo and I was doing just under 40mph. Why did it flash ? A'm I likely to get a ticket ?...
11:48 Mon 25th Mar 20138 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:25 Wed 27th Mar 2013
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Another Man In Pub....

One hot, sunny day I walked into a pub, in a small fishing village in New England. When my eyes became accustomed to the dim lights inside the bar, I noticed that there was a guy standing next to me...
22:03 Sun 24th Mar 20137 answers, last by BayBoy1 19:52 Mon 25th Mar 2013
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Camauflage Wallet....

I saw some advertised and just can't think of a situation where it would be useful. ??...
09:15 Sat 23rd Mar 201322 answers, last by Hopkirk 09:13 Wed 27th Mar 2013
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Driven To Extraction....

Did you hear about the Buddhist gentleman who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment ? He wanted to transcend dental medication,...
17:26 Thu 21st Mar 20133 answers, last by askyourgran 19:37 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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Is It Possible To Get....

Quaker Instant Grits in the shops ?
18:12 Sat 16th Mar 20132 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:12 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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Job Interview

I answered an add for a diesel fitter The guy said "what experience have you had working with work in the mechanics industry" I said, none He said, "so what makes you think you can do this job" I...
09:24 Wed 13th Mar 20131 answer, last by starone 12:38 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Starling In Garden

Saw two starlings in my garden this morning, not seen them around here for years!! What used to be one on the most common garden visitors is now on the 'red list' I wondered if they are making a...
09:33 Tue 12th Mar 201323 answers, last by Robinia 10:02 Thu 14th Mar 2013
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Happy Mothers Day....

And Love to Mums everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:56 Sun 10th Mar 20133 answers, last by lady-janine 10:23 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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The Bear Necessities....

A Canadian park ranger was giving a bunch of ramblers a warning about bears. "Brown bears are usually harmless. They avoid contact with humans if at all possible. So we suggest you folks attach these...
17:00 Thu 07th Mar 20136 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:44 Fri 08th Mar 2013
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Bear On The Roof....

A man wakes up in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he thumbs through the yellow pages, and sure enough, there is an add for bear removers. He calls the number and a guy says ok I'll be over in...
21:19 Tue 05th Mar 20138 answers, last by Jemisa 23:37 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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Jay

Among my top favorite birds that come into my garden are jays, such beautiful birds! When I look out of the window in the morning, I nearly always see the pair of jays flying to and fro, waiting for...
10:00 Tue 05th Mar 20133 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:54 Wed 06th Mar 2013

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