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Diy

I was invited to a fancy dress party the other day, and decided to go dressed as a screwdriver. It turned a few heads, I must say!

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I've got a plan. Carefully unpack an Easter egg, place a gift inside (you decide), then carefully repack the egg in the carton, as an extra surprise, just an idea, what do you think ?. Take care... ...

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Heres An Oldy_

I was chatting to my neighbour over the fence yesterday and I asked him what date it was, he checked his watch and said "March 1st" So I strode round the garden and asked him again.

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Drunk?

A man walks into a bar and shouts, "give me a whiskey and make it a double"! The barman looks at the guy and says "I think you've had enough don't you, so why don't you just turn yourself around... ...

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Good Morning All!

Hope you're all doing well and helping each other. Sunshine or rain, take good care, folks. See you when I see you, when I see you

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Good Morning All!

After 2 days of solid rain, I'm hoping for some dry time. The worm hunters must be having a heyday out there. Keep warm n' dry take care folks

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Good Morning Early Birds!

Overnight rain followed by more of the same hereabouts, so I'll just sit here and wait for it to clear. Stay warm'dry. Take care folks!

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Security/Tamper Proof Seals

Do all jars etc have security seals on the lids of products, or is it up to the producers to use them or not?

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Merry Worms

Struggling to get my grass mown, a neighbour suggested that I pour whiskey on the grass. He claims that the grass comes up half cut.

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Good Morning Earlies

Hope you're well, looking a bit murky out. Take care folks.

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Good Morning Early Birds

It's pancake day doncha know. Do you have a fav topping ? Have an awsom day. Take care all!

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Imposters

I called the police when I discovered two men hiding behind the patio windows. When questioned, they said their names were Kurt and Rod

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Good Morning All!

It's Friday yippee! I'm just sitting here waiting for my weekly shop to arrive, its pitch black out there, so I better hang out a lantern so the guy can find his way. after all that rain yesterday,... ...

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Whats The Differancs -

between sauce and relish ?

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Its Not The End Of The World-

But Armageddon out of here, said the last man on earth. Sorry 😆

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Signs Of Spring

Yes, spring is on its way at last! Yesterday seemed like a turning point to the start of spring, in my little patch at least. The woodpeckers were drumming on the trees to attract a mate, the fish... ...

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Good Morning, Fair Feathered Friends

Hope that the sun shines for you today, if that's not possible then, keep warm n' dry. Take care folks 😊

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Good Morning Early Birdies

Hope you're warm and well, where ever you are A lovely sun rise this morning. Please feed the birds in these cold winter days. Take care folks

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Good Morning Feeathered Friends!

Hope you are all well and dry after all the rain. I' trying to wake with some coffee and cereal. Take care folks

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Is It Too Old?

Cripes! Feeling a bit peckish last night, I found a long forgotten packet of microwave pop corn in the back of the kitchen cupboard last night, popped it in the micro for 3 of your earth minutes,... ...

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Diy

Good Morning Risers

Heres An Oldy_

Drunk?

Good Morning All!

Good Morning All!

Good Morning Early Birds!

Security/Tamper Proof Seals

Merry Worms

Good Morning Earlies

Good Morning Early Birds

Imposters

Good Morning All!

Whats The Differancs -

Its Not The End Of The World-

Signs Of Spring

Good Morning, Fair Feathered Friends

Good Morning Early Birdies

Good Morning Feeathered Friends!

Is It Too Old?

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