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Thanks A Lot

I went down to the library the other day, and I asked the lady behind the desk, "have you got any books on self-help?" She just looked at me over the top of her glasses and said, "well I could do,... ...

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Vinetage Joke

I was in a burger joint enjoying my meal, when suddenly out of the blue, some maniac strolled in and squirted tomato ketchup in my eyes. With the benefit of heinzite, I would have sat somewhere else🙄

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Good Morning Friends And Neighbours-

on this long Spring Bank Holiday! Any good plans for you ?

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Good Morning All!

Suddenly it's gone dark, hope it brightens up for you soon. Take care folks!

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Good Morning Early Birds

Hope your day turns out to something fantastic. Take care folks!

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Bad Mistake

Some idiot at the office turned up for work with sticky hair, I said to him "why on earth did you come to work looking like that" "He said, well, the label on the jar said... ...

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Big Beetle For Id

I spotted a large beetle in my garden today (Bigger than a bumble bee) Which glowed irridecent colours, from green to gold. Can anyone identify it, as I've not looked it up yet ? Never seen one... ...

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Good Morning Early Birds

Looks like another beautiful day ahead. Hope the sun shines for you. Take care folks

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Donations

An elderly man answered a knock at the door, and the caller said, "I'm collecting on behalf of the save our swimming pool calpain and all donations will be greatly received. The elderly man said... ...

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Good Morning Earlyones

What leys in store today, dare I ask ? Hope it's all good for you today. Take care folks!

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Good Morning Early Birds

That was a real humdinger of a storm yesterday, and they say there is more to come, hope It's not too bad. I tend to wake way too early at this time of year, but trying to catch up on sleep is like... ...

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2 Old Timers Playing Golf...

1st guy, "my old eyes are not what they used to be.....did you see where my ball wend" 2nd guy, Yep...but I can't remember😏

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Dress Code

I went to the train spotters annual dinner and dance and everyone was wearing platforms.

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Hey!!

I looked out of my window and saw some guy in my garden, he was wearing a baseball cap, tennis shoes and a rugby shirt. I shouted to him, what's your game ??

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Oh I Do Love To Be Beside The Seaside

I was having a drink in the mermaid inn last night, when I overheard a woman say "I like to lay on the beach, myself but my other half likes to be in the sea"

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Shoe Shop

I was in a shoe shop yesterday, trying on a new pair of shoes, an assistant asked me how I was doing, so I told her they was too tight. She said, "try them with the tongue out" I said " iths no... ...

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Good Morning Vermivorous Ones

Hope your day is a good one, wherever you may be! Take care folks🤔

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Not Again

I went to see my doctor after I found myself saying everything twice. He gave me a repeat prescription

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Book Tital

Grow your own BY Al lotment

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Waey Wakey

Good morning all! Just polished off the last of the drinking chocolate, so it looks like its back to coffee. Have a good one Take care folks

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Thanks A Lot

Vinetage Joke

Good Morning Friends And Neighbours-

Good Morning All!

Good Morning Early Birds

Bad Mistake

Big Beetle For Id

Good Morning Early Birds

Donations

Good Morning Earlyones

Good Morning Early Birds

2 Old Timers Playing Golf...

Dress Code

Hey!!

Oh I Do Love To Be Beside The Seaside

Shoe Shop

Good Morning Vermivorous Ones

Not Again

Book Tital

Waey Wakey

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