Hey Frankie.
You've rumbled me! I thought my secret identity was safe. I wouldn't really call it working for a living - more about just keeping the ears twitching all the time - I never miss a trick. You want to know what's really going on - I'm your man.
I'm very good at being alert while lulling unsuspecting humans into thinking I'm asleep. Although my human did manage to outwit me the other day - she snuck up when I was just catching a quick 40 winks and tickled my belly - must never let that happen again.
Sam the Man (Cat Detective for hire)