Hello Furries

[Eve]

Heathcliffe is finally back again :)

Slave hasn't let me on here for ages as she said I've been a cheeky little sod. I personally think that it's very unfair as if people round the place didn't want me to come and see them then they wouldn't leave their windows open for me, now would they???

I think three phonecalls was a little bit much for slave last weekend though, they just keep ratting me out even though they spoil me with things like tuna and cream!

I might have pushed my luck last week though with one of the local hotels but there were so many people there wanting to give me love, it was just a temptation too much!

Slave has threatened to add another disc to my collar with "I'm just trying it on" on it. I think that's really rather unfair though as a cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do and I've been perfecting the lost and hungry look for ages!

So how are all my other furries?

[wolf63]

3 calls HC - were they from the same neighbours or three different ones. Don't they know that you aren't lost and just popping in for a visit and some treats.

Hotels have loads of humans in them - rich for the picking as well. Some will be away from their own masters and will give you love instead.

I have been demanding and refusing food all day - it keeps them on their toes. Human is getting tetchy and threatened me with violence a few moments ago - fatso will never catch me.

Must go - human looked like she was going to get some water out of the fridge.

Frankie and Merlin..

(he's driving me nuts - Susan the slave)

[Jugglering]

Hiya HC.... hope you enjoyed your nice day out at the hotel.... I've never been to one of those... is it like spending the day on the roof of the garage, lazing in the sun, like wot I sometimes get allowed to do....(if BigThug isn't there already... she just hates me with a vengeance, so I try to only nibble at her toes after sundown)?

I think my slave is going to put another bell on my collar, cos I spent all morning ogling the local magpie...he looked so tasty...... I bet I could catch him!

BigThug is at the moment sleeping on my patch of the Slave's sofa, how dare she! I'll have to sort her out in a minute...hold on, Slave has just opened a can of Whiskas, gotta run...bye xxxx WeeThug...

[Eve]

Well, erm, it was three separate calls (good day!), two of my usuals and the hotal last weekend and she had a couple of texts too (they were from the same flat though), she did get a phonecall this morning as well...they just keep ratting on me!!! Methinks I need to remove her number form my collar.

All that work to look starving and in need to love then they go and call slave who tells them I'm actually spoilt rotten, chance would be a fine thing, hmph!

I like to keep slave on her toes with food, especially now she has competition like the nice girls who give me tuna and let me sleep on their bed and the nice man who gives me cream.

She's picked her standard up a bit I'm glad to say, though it took work to get her there, and I've finally got into the likes of Sheba which is much better than the usual crap. Slave was muttering something about me bankrupting her the other day though so maybe I shouldn't push it in case she goes back to Aldi crap, I mean honestly!!!

A cat has standards, sigh!

[wolf63]

Frankie has been driving me crazy with his constant screaming. So I screamed back and sprayed some perfume at him.

It has gone all quiet and I got afraid, very afraid, but I turned around to see ftwo beady little eyes watching me from a safe distance - outwith spray range. His sister is lounging on the back of the sofa - watching me and preparing her claws for battle.

Cats are evil and twisted.

[madboutcats]

Oh heathcliffe my lovely, ive missed you, its margo your gorgous ginge girlie here. I might have to start doing that, go round the neighbours and give them the big soft eyed i never get fed look. I was back at the vets the other day for a weigh in on my diet and ive not lost weight, ive put more on, so shock horror even more meagre rations........boo hoo, can i come round with you to all your feeding stations.xx

[ruthann58]

hi HC what an exciting life you lead i havent been out much lately the weather really has not been good, did pop out for a little while yesterday till her indoors caught me chasing the blackbirds and called me in i dont know how she thought i was going to catch anything i am still getting used to this three legged thing but at least i got some treats when i came in the other silly cat that lives indoors here is out all day she is so fat mum couldnt work out why she cant use our cat flap and always waits to have the door opened for her the other day mum was round a ladys on the next road when the silly cat dashed in through the ladys cat flap helped herself to somthing to eat and went out again mum couldnt believe it , my brother sister and mum live outside in the hay shed i used to when i was tiny but i got bad eyes and the vet thought it might be the hay dust so i had to come in wasnt the hay dust at all my hairs were rubbing my eyes as there was too much skin so i had to have an op to sort them out lots of purrs to you, Issy xxx

[Eve]

Hello my girlies :)

I have been training my slave on catflap issues. I decide sometimes when she is in that I should assert my authority and make her come and open the door for me instead.

Of course I can use the cat flap but that is besides the point and does slave good to know her place. If I yowl loudly enough and paw the door then eventually slave will shift her fat ass off the sofa and come let me out.

You have to keep them on their toes you see and helps me practice my pathethic look for all my other trainee slaves around the place.

I so should write a book but it would get in the way of my sleeping time!