Elephants

[carlton23]

I heard on TV that they need to drink 200ltrs of water a day. How much is that in gallons?

[snags]

43 UK Gallons...

[mccfluff]

43.9938 gallons

[snags]

Oh stop being pedantic... do you think the Elephant knows about the .9938?

[mccfluff]

ok i tell you what you deny an elephant the .9938 abd then come back and tell us how you got on

actually let me know when you do it so i can come and video it

[snags]

In fairness I guess you know how important .9938 in liquid terms is... all that being shouted at for pulling 'short pints' ;-p

[mccfluff]

its simple give me cake

[snags]

Would you be happy with .9938 of a cake? Thought not...

[mccfluff]

.9938 is a very significant amout and you have to be careful with the head to beer ratio......

i give good head so i've been told

v sorry carlton23

[carlton23]

I don`t know......you ask a simple question!!!!! Thanks snags, and mccfluff, I won`t worry about what probably spills out of their trunk anyway.

[dundurn]

Better make it 44 gallons - always round up when dealing with elephants!

[mccfluff]

nope sorry elephants are very pedantic make it exact

[mccfluff]

vibes all elephants deal in gallons, don't you know anything have you got a stupid head on today or something???

[mccfluff]

hmmm yes its looking a little flabby, time to do something about that...........

[carlton23]

Watch out guys....teachers watching you. Now give it a rest.