Hamster question

[Dereklittle]

Hi I'm new and am doing some homework and need some help from you.
How many Hamsters would it take to take out a Grizzly bear and before hamsters evolved do you think that hamsters hunted in packs?

[DTCwordfan]

FIFTEEN USES FOR A DEAD HAMSTER, TWO DEAD HAMSTERS OR MORE
1. Link two with an unbent coat hanger and you have cheap ear muffs.
2. Use several at the base of a door as a draft-blocker.
3. Stuff a pillow that has begun to flatten out with them.
4. Make great "bear rugs" for dollhouses.
5. Drop them in the salad bar at your nearest buffet restaurant. Sue vigorously.
6. Batter and fry.
7. Great cat stocking stuffer.
8. Absorbs perspiration when worn under arm.
9. Distracts flies from the dinner table when placed in a distant corner.
10. When spray-painted white and hung from rearview mirror look amazingly like fuzzy
dice.
11. Several combine for a stylish, warm hairpiece.
12. Make controversial body hair for lawn statuary.
13. Can be taxidermied and positioned so teeth act as pencil sharpener.
14. Great shammy to give your car that post-wax gleam.
15. Heat in microwave and stick in shoes on cold January mornings for toasty
comfort.

[NazNomad]

I'm liking the sound of #6

[Dereklittle]

Haha number 6 was awesome!

[Prudie]

No 12 is making me shake with laughter (even though it's not the funniest really)
TY DTC

[rowanwitch]

started on the sherry already have we....small animal v large animal scenario...calculate size of large animal and calculate number of small animals required to overwhelm and suffocate large one... for hamsters a coating 5 animals thick with an attrition rate of approx 20% per minute until the bear dies

[rowanwitch]

could we try watervoles and nile crocodile next?