Flowers on a fig?

[woofgang]

I have a nice brown Turkey fig tree in a pot. I get about six figs a year and very nice they are too. BUT I have never seen any flowers on my fig tree, just suddenly tiny figs appear. So...do figs flower and if so when and what do the flowers look like? and if figs don't flower, where do the tiny figs come from??

[netibiza]

jno can you please ask the chauffeur not to be late as his dinner was ruined yesterday (oh dear and he didn't want anyone to know)

[smudge]

gesso - Welcome to the Looney-Bin !

[smudge]

Congratulations & well done Shaney!

[shaneystar2]

Thanks Jno ..I have just realised that I can sign in with my username on IE... and get all these fonts and colours and things. The penny has finally dropped.The only problem is I don't know which thing to click on to get back to normal script.

They are coming to take me away Ha ha hee hee!

[shaneystar2]

Have found it now . ..dear oh dear .A Craft moment.

I have been pacing myself all day Robinia.....pacing round the ironing board ..ironing a couple of things and then wandering back over here.

[Jude123]

Hi shaney Click on Bold again to make it go back to normal.

[shaneystar2]

Oh thanks Smudge...This is great FUN!!

[shaneystar2]

Thanks Jude.....I am having a whale of a time here !!

[smudge]

You're welcome Shaney - there's a first time for everyone!

[Robinia]

Oh crikey shaney's gone all psychedelic

I've been over to parenting & pinched this - if anyone is being ignored just ding dong on
here

[jno]

ok shaney, you now move on to Chapter 3, Use of Invisible Ink. It's the white square top left on the colour palette. We'll need to use it when plotting a route for Biddies to move on to the next property in a couple of days, so we don't attract police attention.

[Jude123]

Thanks Robinia I have saved xylaphone in my pictures how do transfer it to here when and if required please?

[Robinia]

oh dear Jude I think it's over to smudge for picture posting lessons - she taught neti how to do it & one day we'll get her back

calling smudge please......yoohoo.....

[gessoo]

BONG BING

Important announcement from someone who should be doing some work.

Above is a present from me to Shaneystar, so she can save her own psychedelic gong to her pictures!

end of announcement

BONG BING

[Jude123]

Whenever you have time Smudge I'd like a lesson in picture posting please..

[gessoo]

Shaney -

if you go into www.tinypic.com you can give any of the pictures saved on your computer their own url and post them to us. It's quite easy and you should be able to work it out, but if not, I might be back later.

Bye, should be working............................

[VINNY100_2]

Blimey,you lot been on the sherry again...! Ive been over to morrisons and dropped a bag of spuds in someone else's trolly.(by mistake)..but she gave them back to me...He..He..!..that teach her to push my trolly out of the way....its a war zone in there on a friday...(:)

Oh no...!!the biddygrottos up for sale....never mind there's another proberty on the market...(:)

here

[Robinia]

gessoo pay attention lol it's Jude wanting to know

[Jude123]

Well it's all beyond me. It'll take me a week to get my head round picture posting..

[shaneystar2]

Thank you >Jno ...this is great! Mind you as i cannot see what I amm writing and i need new specs ..God knows what it will come out as.

Secret message!!!!