Flowers on a fig?

[woofgang]

I have a nice brown Turkey fig tree in a pot. I get about six figs a year and very nice they are too. BUT I have never seen any flowers on my fig tree, just suddenly tiny figs appear. So...do figs flower and if so when and what do the flowers look like? and if figs don't flower, where do the tiny figs come from??

[woofgang]

okay...anybody got any old q's posted in suggestions that didn't get a million answers? lets start planning our future moves. Suggest we have the next one ready then whoever has the link posts it at abot post number 490 to allow us time to move....oooh this reminds me of those old war films...

[woofgang]

lovely hamper Robinia, you are all very welcome here come on folk, dig ihn, who's got the bottle opener

[netibiza]

I've left a click on thingy for Dolly in old Biddygrotto pinned on front door.

[netibiza]

This thread does remind me of Flowers in the Attic!

[Robinia]

oh no what about smudge???? - I'll look for an old post of hers I used one once before....

[Jude123]

At the risk of sounding 'soppy' Robinia I think the Grotto thread was fantanstic. And thanks everybody for looking after me. :o)

[Jude123]

I think that should have said fantastic!

[VINNY100_2]

Hic....! just drunk the last remains of the xmas wine I found hidden behind the the girls lav in the grotto..who's the secret drinker then...?took a while to get here....walked the 45 pages..way back in april 05...now where should i put me crate of Becks...(:)

[Robinia]

Oh Jude - strewth this is going to be a huggy kissy day .... no Vinny gerroff not that huggy ...... we all look after each other - I might have a motor mouth but I'm just a scardey cat inside so don't feel shy. Chances are whatever you feel, suffer from, or have to deal with we've all done it at some time.

We must be saving the NHS a fortune on counselling as well .... :-)

[netibiza]

One thing more Vinny there is now ample room for everyone to have their own bed, so no more sharing, so gerrof my bed NOW!!

[gessoo]

But this bed could accommodate all of us. Was going to suggest that Vinny sleeps the other end, but then we would get his feet in our faces!!!!!

It would be very snug and we could talk all night and have midnight feasts.

Bidddiebed

Please can I get the dog and cat I showed you, please.....................................

[gessoo]

I have a question (my only one) already buried deep in suggestions, so when we get to 450 we could start planning another move.

I think the next move should be to a Mobile Home that we can tow from topic to topic whenever necessary. All this moving lark is too stressful and Vinny's donkey cart is showing great signs of wear and tear.

The Biddiebus could tow the Mobile Home and the donkey can be put on the trailer behind.

Is there somewhere suitable here for Vinny's donkey?

[gessoo]

I don't know why we are bothering to be so secretive. You only have to type 'Biddy' in the search facility and there and 72 threads come up, including everything we have ever said and done!!!!!!

[gessoo]

So I suggest we drop the word 'Biddie' from all our postings from now on.

[gessoo]

and 'Biddy'! They both bring up our old home.

[Jude123]

There's no hiding place..........or is there!

Suggestions on a post card please!

[netibiza]

Oh isn't that embarrassing gessoo and me thinking we were all James Bondish.

[VINNY100_2]

My donkey insists he sleeps in the bed with me one end and the Biddys the other end..He..He...once all the biddys know where we are,cant we report woofy's link on the grotto to our new home....then there never find us....sherlock...(:)

[shaneystar2]

I'm lost can anyone direct me to the Lavs ?
Get that smelly donkey out of here at once Vinny..I can see those cans you have stuffed up your sleeves ..and what's that in your suitcase ..I knew it ..sprouts!

[gessoo]

Good Idea, Vinny, but we mustn't use the word B**** ever again. In fact we could just use B**** instead!!!. Brilliant idea gesso, what a good idea that is!!!!