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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Bambiagain]

So you were pregnant after all!

[Psybbo]

It was the phantom cucumber that did it

[Maydup]

I'm lost as to what to have to eat tonight, any off topic ideas?

[mrs_overall]

Don't mention the war

[mrs_overall]

Oi maidup, I want a word with you about my windows

[Bambiagain]

Mock turtle soup.

[excelsior-1]

why?

what has the soup done to you?

[Bambiagain]

I posted a lovely recipe for owl soup that you may not have tried:

http://paleo.cc/kpaleo/fun-owl.htm

[Charity]

Cock a leekie!

[Maydup]

I don't do windows member?

But I'm free on Wednesday next week if you want to swap my day around to suit your galavanting.

[Maydup]

^^^ Mrs O

[Charity]

I'm so sorry - I think I may have undiagnosed Tourettes.

[mrs_overall]

Galavanting???????

I am off doing good deeds in my role of philanthropist and all round good egg!

[tonyav]

No she's not, she works part time at the massage parlour. ^^^^

[venator]

What about the supermodelling?

[Maydup]

A round good egg, that's what I'll have to eat.

[mrs_overall]

Being a supermodel is not as satisfying as my good deeds and philanthropic activities, although the public insist that I shouldn't retire

[tenrec]

I have slipped disc. Will it still play in my CD player?

[Psybbo]

Maidup, loads of recipes in life of an egg in jokes, in phrases & sayings

[vivandorron]

A lot of postings have been made from the time I informed you good folk that I was off to see a Medical Counsellor. I am a little hurt that no one has even asked how thing went for me; in consideration that I have suddenly become afraid of AB and am imagining that there are gnomes everywhere and I am being stalked by members of the 'First Church of Answerbank'.

Anyway, I am now back and tomorrow will be having a further session on the couch with my Counsellor...A lovely lady who suggested that if I came again it would help to release what she considered is pent-up emotion.

Ron.

Ron.