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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[gness]

RSPCW stopped it Maidup.

[shoota]

Got both G ;-) you'll have to come up with something better.....

[gness]

Furry purple handcuffs?

[vivandorron]

I am aware that a lot of you are thinking that I have already gone Harpic (Clean around the bend) However, I am hoping that there are a few ABers who are able to appreciate the predicament into which I have now been placed.

Apart from having had an e/mail which appeared to have come from the 'First Church of Answerbank' , this evening I have had a somewhat threatening telephone call. The caller said, in a very gruff voice "Take care what you say in AB and don't upset Church Elders.

Upon my enquiring who was speaking, the 'gentleman' said "Mosher Morgan".....Now I have heard of him and he is believed to be a Hit-Man for the Taffia; which is a Welsh equivalent of the Maffia.

It is now making me wonder( or wander) into thinking that there is possibly a connection between AB's Church and members of the criminal fraternity. Furthermore, is the Government's Secret Organisations involved for my Telephone number and E/mail address to become available to those who are now terrorising me.

Ron.

[shoota]

That'll do as an horses doofers but for the main course?
(I already have several steel sets y'see)

[Charity]

They weren't walnuts they were rats brains - by big brother told me.

[gness]

Why did that dawn on me just as I hit submit?

[gness]

Ron. Have you considered Rev. V`s miniature organ?

[shoota]

I do like a woman who submits............

[gness]

Taser Guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maydup]

Dawn? Last seen selling fascinators to the fascinated.

[Charity]

Can I use a hot glue gun and gaffer tape to wax my front bottom?

[gness]

Do...but bite on a dollar.

[Psybbo]

Hello viv, how are you coping with ron?

[Charity]

It wasn't a complete success but 'Guinness' think I might have achieved the world's loudest yodel - every cloud and all that

[gness]

HELP NEEDED!

Why have all my windows just shattered?

[Charity]

Did you have beans for dinner?

[humbersloop]

1) Ron, ...look into my eyes...

2) Dreadful news, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have split.

3) Ron, gerrouttheway.

Johnny, ... look into my eyes...

[NoMercy]

Oona servessa por favor...

[gness]

Johnny!!!! Bu99er Humber`s eyes. MY eyes......MY eyes!