Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[maggiebee]

Totally pi$$ed off today - will tomorrow be better?

[missnemesis]

Richtea biscuits. Is a drink really too wet without one?

[maggiebee]

Magnum - to eat or fire?

[rowanwitch]

Neither Tom Selleck is yuk

[sunny-dave]

Wasps ... WHY ??

[Charity]

I keep my wasps under my pillow in an old cigar tube.

[rowanwitch]

I need some equipment to set up a torture chamber for my coven can anyone recommend a supplier.. Racks r Us are so expensive and the quaality is rubbish and there isn't a branch of Illuminati for all your inquisition needs in Birmingham

[WyeDyed]

Having tired butter, I can't believe I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is butter.

Should I complain?

[Charity]

Have you tried looking in carboots? That's just the sort of thing I keep in mine.

[sunny-dave]

I am a vegetarian cannibal - is it kosher to eat "I can't believe it's not buttocks" ?

[tenrec]

Just seen the Olympic torch go by. Think I've got hypothermia.
Reminds me of a joke: What's blue and f***ks old women?

[tenrec]

--banning myself right now--

[WyeDyed]

Dave - Have you tried Utterly Buttocky?

[rowanwitch]

Its ok to eat human be'ns

[WyeDyed]

I have a tin of beans with a best before date of June 1965


Are they has beans?

[Kiki-frog]

and didn't we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor?

[sunny-dave]

aaaaaaaaaaaarggggghhhh

earworm alert - curse you frog ...

[rowanwitch]

Can't have done its rubbish there

[WELSHYORKIE]

Not today, Kiki - it's persisting down outside

[Kiki-frog]

LOL, you see what I did there, Rowan? Soon sunny-D will be a gibbering idiot completely in my power. Mwahahahahaa!!!!!!!