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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[tonyav]

Cornish, if you have any please, Eccles.

[Sipowicz]

Well, it wouldn't start. As advised, I left it for five minutes, tried again and guess what? I'm pregnant!

[Kiki-frog]

Congrats, Sipowicz - what are you hoping for, a grill or a roll of carpet?

[tonyav]

We could be Hero's for just one day.

[vivandorron]

For approx 10mins nothing has been said about pregnancy.

Does this mean we now have a 'Pregnant Pause'.

Ron.

[Sipowicz]

It's triplets Kiki, one of each!

[vivandorron]

Many of you will know that Pope Venator has granted unto me Absolution for sins which I have committed in this thread; despite the fact that I am not a member of the 'First Church of Answerbank', which appears to be declining in membership.( 2348 postings.)

Consequently I am seeking advice:-


Should I join the FCOAB and worship

Ron.

[rowanwitch]

The faithful are patient this sudden outburst of madness will as all things come to an end... and then we will continue for our faith is strong and many of our members are pregnant

[Psybbo]

Pauses, bacon buttie

[Kiki-frog]

Then all hail, Fred Puli, who with his question seems to have inseminated so many AB members

[tonyav]

Don't sibton, you may get pregnant.

[Bambiagain]

I have received an email welcoming me to AB despite having been a member for, er, I forget how long. Does this mean I've finally been accepted?

[tonyav]

No, it means your on probation ^^^^.

[Sipowicz]

No, it means you're pregnant, congratulations!

[Bambiagain]

Ah, I wandered about that. I've just eaten two chocolate croissants (one was meant to be for tomorrow), and was going to ask if I might be pregnant, but the all-knowing Sipowicz has already answered that one.

[FredPuli43]

Do you mind? Inseminating?
All this talk of pregnancy is making me sick in the morning...

[Psybbo]

All hail, tred is here and pregnant

[albaqwerty]

Do not taketh the nameth of the Holy Banana in vein.

We be quiet and are contemplating navals

[tonyav]

The AB anti natal class is now open !

[Psybbo]

When does the asylum open and I meant FRED not tred