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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Maydup]

Just make sure you don't get pregnant Marval.

[marval]

I will do my best, I probably won't get a look in though

[venator]

gate gate paragate, parasamgate, bodhi - svah!

[boxtops]

It's after 11 over here now, too, bambi :-)

[boxtops]

is it you that's gone, or us, venator?

[Charity]

Last night I gobbled 3 buttered crumpets - could I be pregnant?

[venator]

Were any lions injured in the making of this thread?

[venator]

I think I may be going, but I'm not losing any weight...

[boxtops]

what do I do for swollen ankles, please?

[Charity]

Is your tag too tight?
Have you removed your legwarmers?
Are you keeping sand in your socks?
Or could you be pregnant?

[Charity]

Should I do some washing today - or wear my wedding dress to go to the Co-op?

[albaqwerty]

Wedding dress is only suitable for Tesco but you must carry a jacket spud.

[Charity]

I always keep one warm in my armpit - you never know when the kids'll get peckish.

[humbersloop]

The latest results from the Large Hadron Collider are due soon. If they've discovered the 'god particle,' will god be fed up about breach of intellectual property rights?

[gness]

I have been called for jury duty. SO! Which ABer and what did he/she do?

[maggiebee]

Too right he'll be angry, in fact he'll be blOOdy furious! Leave the big bangs to Him!!

[humbersloop]

When is gness giving her talk about the life of St Pancreas? :-)

[Charity]

Daily mail rewards numbers - are they some kind of swingers code?

[Maydup]

Help please, its crossword day and my word is much crosser than usual. What have I done to upset it?

[rowanwitch]

they should be criss words as they crisscross the page