Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[chi-chi66]

ask sunny-dave...

[Maydup]

Prince Harry looked the perfect gentleman I thought..

[Bambiagain]

But am I being ripped off, that's what I want to know.

[tonyav]

She's pregnant, well it wasn't me.

[Maydup]

Based on what? Have you ever been to an opera?

[humbersloop]

no tony, she's *asking* if she's pregnant, it's different.

[EcclesCake]

Tony have you been at Barmaid's sorting out her plumbing?

Did she have to clear up after with you???

[Traci66]

He might have a wand, how long it is since its been felt is another matter.

[chi-chi66]

still got nettle rash then tony..

[Maydup]

Biting the top off a walnut whip.

[humbersloop]

Can we have a Smut button please mods? Not quite Report strength, more a disapproving tutting sound.

[chi-chi66]

Thudddddddddddddddddddddd

[Bambiagain]

Is Sqad around? I think someone's having a heart attack.

[humbersloop]

^ a modest enough suggestion, IMHO

[tonyav]

Nettle rash has gone now, so I'll be back in action tonight. Thanks for showing concern lol.

[Traci66]

Apologies to Humber.

[Bambiagain]

Tweedledum. Or it might be Tweedledee - I always get the two of them mixed up.

[maggiebee]

Is that a doughnut or a meringue? No you're right, it's a doughnut.

[humbersloop]

Hello english friends, we are holidaying in your country this year as we have heard how outgoing and friendly you all are.

Is your old street custom of the men all holding hands with one other man in their group still widely observed?

[tonyav]

Only in Brighton, sloopy.